2 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

And right there we have the internet winning post for the month of November!

13 hours ago, njJoniGuy said:

And right there we have the internet winning post for the month of November!

Not sure I'm about the message, but the delivery is spot on. Bravo Zulu.

Here's a little AOC (Donkey Face humor)

7 minutes ago, High Exposure said:

This, from the one who preaches from the church of Glock...

1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

This, from the one who preaches from the church of Glock...

True!
 

But, I still have two 1911s, a S&W 15-3 and a model 38 J frame.

I am not completely uncivilized!

And Darth Vader as Thulsa Doom is awesome!

Thats my story and I’m sticking to it. 
 

Subject: Best layoff letter ever

Dear Employees,
 

 As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Joe Biden is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But, since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Biden Harris' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.

They voted for change... I gave it to them.

 I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.