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1 hour ago, crown2311 said:

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The bottom two are not U.S. Prime. Definitely pork chops.

I have yet to confirm if this is real. Or not. Talk about concealed carry!

 

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1 hour ago, crown2311 said:

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Fair enough, but it's not my little winkie you need to be concerned about when you break in my house. 

 

16 minutes ago, 45Doll said:

Can we get a video of White Lizzo doing that?

This is the best I can do.

 

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On 8/7/2023 at 9:12 PM, 45Doll said:

I have yet to confirm if this is real. Or not. Talk about concealed carry!

I'd be more inclined to believe it if the pilot had a Hebrew accent and was carrying a Desert Eagle.

Hillbilly vs Game Warden

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky hunting’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.  The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?”  The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia.  You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”  Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?
“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

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