http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=703_1393806833

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=703_1393806833

Good one

Good one

I know! its hilarious

This one require you go to another site. Its worth a click just to read the comments, where the real humor lies.

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/iRSmRCg

This one require you go to another site. Its worth a click just to read the comments, where the real humor lies. http://imgur.com/gallery/iRSmRCg

 

Here you go man.

 

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

Here you go man.

 

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

 

 

That's pretty close, but a real American breakfast would include a 1911.  And more fried eggs.  And a side of bacon.

The comments on the link are the funny part.

A REAL American would know that the pistol would be placed on the left side, making it easier to pick up in a hurry.

A REAL American would know that the pistol would be placed on the left side, making it easier to pick up in a hurry.

Only if you shoot with the wrong hand.

 

 

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Only if you shoot with the wrong hand.

 

 

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If you're right handed, it would be on the right side of the plate and on its left side.  If you're left handed, it would be on the left side of the plate and on its right side.  Either way, it's wrong and un-American

I have to get one of these.

http://i.imgur.com/KxCu758.gif

The comments on the link are the funny part.

Sorry man I was just trying to help you out, I thought you had a problem linking the picture.

Here you go man.

 

 

As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast

Meh...

 

I would say it should probably be closer to this:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Whoa...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

The video for that is very funny.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Is that the planned finale for Duck Dynasty?

Meh...

 

I would say it should probably be closer to this:

 

THIS is the reason the NJGF needs a LIKE button!!

HAHAHAHAHA so glad I waited for that!  I thought it was just a pic of a hot chick...

This all day long +1

My wife says this every damn time we go out to eat.