Too funny. Had to post!

 

Need to recriut him for NJ CCW spokesperson...........maybe get some attention.

Hahaha!!! That's great!

+1 for William Shatner.

Star Trek : The Garden State

 

 

Kirk : Spock give that Phaser

 

Spock : But captain, you don't have a Permit

 

Kirk : What Permit?

 

Spock : Sir, you need an permit to handle the Phaser

 

Kirk : I am the Captain, now hand me that Phaser

 

Spock : Captain you need the permit before I hand you the Phaser

 

Kirk : Are you disobeying an order?

 

Spock : Under sec 2C.357.3006.45 of Phaser Laws of the Galaxy you need a permit before I can hand you the Phaser

 

Kirk : That is silly, I just used the Phaser yesterday

 

Spock : The judge just ruled that the Phaser Laws of 3066 are valid and you now need a permit

 

Kirk : Well get me the permit

 

Spock : Sir you have to go under a background check, fingerprints, mental health check and wait 60 days

 

Kirk : We don't have time, the Klingons are surrounding us, hand me that Phaser.

 

Spock : Sir, the new laws also state that we cannot defend ourselves and we can only use the Phaser for target practice

 

Kirk : Spock!

 

 

Narration: " Watch next week for another exciting episode of Star Trek :The Garden State"

Very good..

Shatner just moved up a notch in my book. Way to go Bill. Very Funny.

 

*Kirk wouldn't be able to get to the phasers because they'd have to be locked up in the cargo hold and he could only transport them if he were traveling by shuttle craft to and from the earth (with no unreasonable deviations.)

That's Denny Crane, it's not William Shatner. Shatner is a great story teller and I've listened to him many times in interviews but I've never heard him pontificate on gun control.

oldie but a goodie, if you like that go on youtube a check out capt. kirk for president

God made Man, Sam Colt made them equal!

I always wondered what would happen if phasers were really invented... and how the Gov't would try to regulate them... I bet they'd only let civilians use 'stun-only' ones. Otherwise, next time a home invasion happens, it will be "shoot, vaporize, and shut up", lol

Great! lol

I always wondered what would happen if phasers were really invented... and how the Gov't would try to regulate them... I bet they'd only let civilians use 'stun-only' ones. Otherwise, next time a home invasion happens, it will be "shoot, vaporize, and shut up", lol

 

The phasers would probably have an integrated alarm system that alerts your local PD whenever you fire it so they can avoid that situation. F'n government.