Believe this town, If your look at the municipal blogs a majority of the home owners are anti-gun and anti NRA along with Maplewood. Bet this will combat crime, or at least calm the gang bangers.

 

http://kids.baristan...rant-at-a-time/

ohhh geeze, I can see firefighters ripping these off in true emergencies, specially at 3 am when they just woke-up.

I bet the dogs are gonna love those...LOL!!!

How long before they're soaked in lighter fluid and set ablaze??

How long before they're soaked in lighter fluid and set ablaze??

 

least theres a water source near by...

I hope I read the date right on it. If so April Fools by them. If not then that is one stupid idea.

 

I just checked the main page for them, and yes it is an April Folls Joke.

But guys, if we pretty up the fire hydrants, maybe the fires will think our town is too beautiful to burn...

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

 

Do to cut backs the the expensive element "funny" has been taken out of every joke to help avoid tax increases.