GFH Radio # 54

Attention Home Invaders, Carjackers, Gang Members… Thinking about a working vacation? Why not visit New Jersey this summer? Our sandy beaches are inviting… A perfect place to let the family scavenger hunt for discarded syringes— while you ply your trade in peace and comfort. Worried about getting shot by your victim while robbing, raping and pillaging? No problem. We’ve got laws against that. In New Jersey, law-abiding citizens are required to run and cower, when you kick in their door. And if they try to harm you in any way, we’ll arrest and prosecute them on you’re behalf. Plus, if you’re injured while committing a crime, New Jersey law allows you to sue the your victim in court and take whatever they’ve got left. And in the rare case you’re apprehended by police while committing your crime—New Jersey’s famous Catch and Release Policy guarantees you’ll be back with your homies in time for dinner. What other state give you that kind of freedom? And here’s the best part… New Jersey has over 9-million victims, just waiting for you. And with only 1900 carry permits, you’re more likely to be struck by lightening then encounter a law-abiding, armed citizen, here in the Garden State. Heck… we’re even making it illegal for our citizens to own plastic toy guns. In the mood for adventure? Head to Atlantic City— where we make it easy for you to rob and kill tourists in the comfort of our climate-controlled, indoor parking lots… then head inside to the casino, where you can parlay your winnings into a jackpot. There’s even free booze! And don’t forget the Wildwoods… famous beaches and boardwalk…where clueless, Canadian tourists gather in large numbers—for your entertainment and profit. Fleece a few… while your kids enjoy the famous boardwalk fries, cotton candy or ride the Ferris wheel. And if you’re new to the game, or just want to sharpen your skills… New Jersey cities offer a great opportunity to meet fellow criminals, and gain valuable professional experience… in a crime-friendly environment. Plan your trip around any of our thousands of state political fundraisers, and learn from the pros! Bring the gang. Wear your colors with pride. New Jersey’s open for business!Chosen by 18 of the nineteen, 9-11 Hijackers as, “the perfect place to hide out!” New Jersey. The criminal’s paradise… “Come see for yourself!

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that was freakin hilarious! you forgot to mention Newark!

Sad but true... :thsmiley_deadhorse:

You forgot to add that in the rare case that they get caught murdering someone, that they spend their limited time in jail with free room and board on the taxpayers dime since there is no death penalty in NJ.

 

Thank you NJ for thinking about and protecting our criminals.

Good segment, Anthony .

"Catch and Release policy" of criminals in NJ. So true.

 

I was on a NJT train the other day. Guy didn't have a ticket, and didn't want to pay for one. The conductor said that he would call the cops and have him arrested at the next station, to that the guy said "go ahead and call the cops, I don't care, and you can't do nothing to me". The conductor told him that he wasn't going to hold up the whole train and make everyone late getting home today (it was rush hour), but if he sees him again he will go through with the threat.

 

Apparently this guy just didn't care. Most likely a habitual criminal who doesn't give a crap about his rap sheet growing larger, or being put in jail for a few weeks/months over petty crimes like not paying for a train ticket. This kind of attitude scares me, as this type of person is capable of doing anything. When jail/prison no longer scares (deters) someone from committing crimes, that is worrisome, especially in a state where defenseless sheeple are ripe for the picking.

 

Broken criminal justice system that no longer deters repeat offenders and prison frequent flyers + oppression of the R2KBA for the law-abiding, providing easy victims for the aforementioned = more NJ fail

New Jersey and you, perfect together!

its so true jail doesnt scare these guys anymore, i see these guys getting released and there family and friends are waiting to great and celebrate with blunts in hand! right in front of the courthouse no less! if it was my kid i would be kicking his arse up and down the street... they really need to bring back hard labor, and medevil style punishment for these scumb bags.