June 27, 201214 yr You just can't make these stories up.......... http://www.northjers...r_with_gun.html TEANECK — A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said. Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr. Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle. The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said. Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said. The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.
June 27, 201214 yr I read that this morning and couldn't help but thinking that the victim must produce some absolutely heroic farts.
June 27, 201214 yr Nappen sent me this on FB. A real "stinker" of a story, and NOT good for our 2A push!
June 27, 201214 yr Why didn't he keep it in his house? Do you get busted for a transportation violation if it's from your apartment to your car? is stopping for farts an authorized diversion in course of travel.
June 27, 201214 yr I bet that if you're unhinged enough to threaten deadly force in response to a fart, you're not the kind of person who's going to go through the permit process. Edit: Or he might be going senile.
June 27, 201214 yr I was laughing so hard this morning when I saw it, I was crying. I've been known for some good ones, but never good enough to be drawn on. Usually other way around... I can sound like a P51 sometimes.. Lmao... Sent from John's iPad 2 via Tapatalk HD
June 28, 201214 yr Damn... my wife is a packin', so I'm a squeezin' right now... I didn't know it was this serious...
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