This is a status update on Facebook of a former friend of mine who is the BIGGEST anti-gun advocate who will find any reason she can to complain about firearms. Mind you she is a fat pig who lives at home mooching off her parents and all she does is eat and sleep. Clearly we are no longer friends LOL

 

Oh and ps her closest neighbor is about 3/4 mile down the road

 

 

 

 

"My parents' closest neighbor target practices rifles it seems like every single weekend.... for hours. Sometimes semi-automatic weapons. It is impossible to relax outside with constant rat-a-tat-tat. We're not talking occasional target shooting.... I mean like for hours and hours. It's unnerving, creepy, completely disturbs the peace of trying to snooze in the backyard hammock or have family gatherings. And apparently completely legal. And they say it's more peaceful and relaxing in the country. Bang bang bang. Rat-a-tat-tat-tat. friggin bs. I have to close the windows and doors and put the A/C on just to try to relax. Dealing with a death in the family and all you hear is constant gun fire? Kinda friggin annoying."

 

And no one died in her family she is just making a future example if someone did.

She's mooching off the parents then she deserves the constant rat-tat-tat-tat and bang bang bang. Hahaha

This is a status update on Facebook of a former friend of mine who is the BIGGEST anti-gun advocate who will find any reason she can to complain about firearms. Mind you she is a fat pig who lives at home mooching off her parents and all she does is eat and sleep. Clearly we are no longer friends LOL

 

Oh and ps her closest neighbor is about 3/4 mile down the road

 

 

 

 

"My parents' closest neighbor target practices rifles it seems like every single weekend.... for hours. Sometimes semi-automatic weapons. It is impossible to relax outside with constant rat-a-tat-tat. We're not talking occasional target shooting.... I mean like for hours and hours. It's unnerving, creepy, completely disturbs the peace of trying to snooze in the backyard hammock or have family gatherings. And apparently completely legal. And they say it's more peaceful and relaxing in the country. Bang bang bang. Rat-a-tat-tat-tat. friggin bs. I have to close the windows and doors and put the A/C on just to try to relax. Dealing with a death in the family and all you hear is constant gun fire? Kinda friggin annoying."

 

And no one died in her family she is just making a future example if someone did.

 

Here's the appropriate response for such:

 

damn, how did you let her slip away

I doubt she'd ever get in a hammock without a thunderous thud to the ground creating a new crater in her property.

 

You should really try to promote her eating and sleeping. Better yet, call Richard Simmons and tell him she's been trapped in her house for ten years because she can't fit through the doorway.

 

Ahhhhh, shame on me.... (:-/

That's not nice....

 

 

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pics?

pics?

 

Ray ray, only you would ask for pics! Hahaha

Don't give Ray ray her real name because he might add her on Facebook

so she lives in the sticks and doesnt like gun fire just like people who moved to my town next to pre existing farms but dont like the smell

sounds like a douchebag to me.

Here's the appropriate response for such:

 

 

I'm a huge Duke Nukem fan, I love this haha.

 

 

Yeah, she's a douche, if she wants to relax, she ought to go down the road and ask to put a few magazines down range. I feel like my 60 hour a week work schedule wouldn't wear me out if I got to shoot a little bit every week. I know nothing more relaxing, or calming than punching paper and crushing clays.

"Fat" and "Rich" are the two most relative terms in our current language.Subjectivity rules there for sure.

 

In any event , you could replace bark bark bark with one of my neighbor's complaints and it would be the same , even though my dogs only bark when someone visits, Ah , well.

 

Either one ( my dogs or a gun) stands a far better chance at furthering the community through crime prevention than an out of shape person in a hammock , I would bet.

"Fat" and "Rich" are the two most relative terms in our current language.Subjectivity rules there for sure.

 

In any event , you could replace bark bark bark with one of my neighbor's complaints and it would be the same , even though my dogs only bark when someone visits, Ah , well.

 

Either one ( my dogs or a gun) stands a far better chance at furthering the community through crime prevention than an out of shape person in a hammock , I would bet.

 

Idk, I mean, if I were a criminal, and I saw a gross hambeast, I'd probably go rob another town. I'd be too worried she'd hire Bobba Fett to track me down.

Me and my brotherinlaw had a similar problem. Only difference is we where the ones shooting for hours and hours.. The main difference is the person doing the complaining came and told us instead of bitching on facebook.

Ken

Idk, I mean, if I were a criminal, and I saw a gross hambeast, I'd probably go rob another town. I'd be too worried she'd hire Bobba Fett to track me down.

 

I wish I had kept a hold of my Star Wars figurines from the late 70 s...