Not sure if I would shoot it at over $2/bang + shipping. But, it made me laugh enough that I might have to get a box to set on the shelf in my workshop as a conversation piece.

 

If Zombie ammo sells, why would this not sell?

Zombie ammo is way cooler, plus cheaper

For everyone who was rockin' in middle-school during the late 1970's...

Think about it. THIS man now owns LOTS of firearms:

 

Never been a fan of Ted...I've been hearing deplorable stories about him for years of being a draft dodger, anti-military and borderline pedophile....Until he found out he can make a buck off it (ala ammo, tv shows)....We can do better than this guy as a model conservative. We allegedly hold ourselves to a higher moral standard than this.

"In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa’s parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian. When she was finally "legal" ,he married the child whom he was named guardian.An arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the “100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock”."

http://www.snopes.co...tary/nugent.asp

Then there's this beauty from October 1977 Circus Magazine:

Ted Nugent: "Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin’ it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin’ around, hippying down, getting’ loaded and pickin’ my ass like your common curs, I’d say “Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin’ around in the gutters.” But I wasn’t a gutter dog. I was a hard workin’, motherfuckin’ rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin’ and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin’ kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I’d drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin’ dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I’m gonna play their own game, and I’m gonna destroy ‘em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin’ awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I’ve always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn’t know and I’m vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was – ‘cause I was really into bein’ clean and on the ball – I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn’t believe the smell. They were ridiculin’ me and pushin’ me around and I was cryin’, but all the time I was laughin’ to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, “Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!” Then they had a urine test and I couldn’t piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin’ up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin’ up. So I went home and cleaned up.

They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They’d call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I’d make an incredible army man. I’d be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I’d have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin’ killers you’d ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn’t into it. I was too busy doin’ my own thing, you know?"

 

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/48944/ted-nugent-deserved-to-be-in-jail-or-dead-long-before-obama-draft-dodging-multi-babydaddy/

 

No Ted, I don't know.

If you got the will power to do that, then you deserve better then being drafted in the army.

 

 

And I don't even like ted, music or personality

If he didn't wrap himself in God, Mother, Country, the flag and Apple Pie like he does now...I'd would kind of see your point...But he does, so he's just a simple douschebag.

M

Comes with a free loincloth...

If he didn't wrap himself in God, Mother, Country, the flag and Apple Pie like he does now...I'd would kind of see your point...But he does, so he's just a simple douschebag.

 

I have to agree. Although I kinda dig him for him. I think he's full of poop himself.

 

C

I watched that show the other day.... I don't think the firearm community wants people to think he's the average gun-owner...

 

"The FLESH of the Oryx is SUCCULENT, like eating a piece of the FLESH of Jesus."

 

Or something like that, he came off as sounding crazy.

Never really liked his music/crazy personality. But if any of what mintbore wrote is true, then I now hate him.

Best I can say is check my links.

Best I can say is check my links.

 

Which is more probable:

A. He actually sh!t his pants for 4 days to get out of service (and the Army did not see through it), or

B. He was being outrageous about his 4F assessment

 

Being outrageous was his schtick; very similar to Howard Stern in the 1990's.

Which is more probable:

A. He actually sh!t his pants for 4 days to get out of service (and the Army did not see through it), or

B. He was being outrageous about his 4F assessment

 

Being outrageous was his schtick; very similar to Howard Stern in the 1990's.

 

So you're condoning lying to members of the armed forces to avoid serving our country? Or taking guardianship of a minor to have sex with until they are legal???????

 

You know damn well you'd be frothing at the mouth calling for Holy Hell if it was a lib like Michael Moore or Al Franken with these allegations.

 

As far as comparing draft dodging and pedophelia to Stern wanting to see a set of tits once and awhile........really?

 

I view all men on their merits and morals...and you don't get a free pass just because we have similiar political beliefs.

So you're condoning lying to members of the armed forces to avoid serving our country? Or taking guardianship of a minor to have sex with until they are legal???????

 

You know damn well you'd be frothing at the mouth calling for Holy Hell if it was a lib like Michael Moore or Al Franken with these allegations.

 

As far as comparing draft dodging and pedophelia to Stern wanting to see a set of tits once and awhile........really?

 

I view all men on their merits and morals...and you don't get a free pass just because we have similiar political beliefs.

Down boy. Down.

Don't put words in my mouth and then rant about them.

Sorry bout that...it's all good.

More I am researching this dude...the less I like what I see.

A 17 year old girl knows damn well what shes doing.