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Amish Mafia

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Is anybody else watching this show? It is on Discovery Channel.

 

It's pretty bad-ass, painfully fake, yet amusing.

do they use muskets or bow and arrows to wack guys?

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do they use muskets or bow and arrows to wack guys?

 

Nope, they have pistol grip shotties, and an AR.

Nope, they have pistol grip shotties, and an AR.

well that dosent seem to amish like whats next a car, shaveing their beards, colorful clothes? lol

Painfully fake was the best description.

 

x2, I just watched the first episode and then turned it off I couldnt take anymore of it

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well that dosent seem to amish like whats next a car, shaveing their beards, colorful clothes? lol

 

The boss drives a Cadillac, his second hand man drives a Benz, and the #1 foot soldier drives a nice diesel Chevy.

 

The Amish don't grow beards until after they are married.

 

Before an Amish adult is baptized they go on Rumspringa, they are allowed to live in the "English world" wear normal clothes, drive, etc.

oddly I deal with Amish people pretty often.. so are pretty off the grid... others are pretty up on whats going on.. then there are Mennonites which are even more unusual because they are similar to Amish but have like cell phones and shit.. lol

so competely staged and scripted..

 

TV producers will do anything originality.. Let me throw the next reality show out there:

 

Taliban Strippers

 

Here is the premise.. there a cast of Taliban wives who secretely want to be strippers, hiding it from their husbands.. there is an underground stripper circuit.. the producers cast Playboy Playmates to be the wives under the burkas.. a ratings hit!!

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so competely staged and scripted..

 

TV producers will do anything originality.. Let me throw the next reality show out there:

 

Taliban Strippers

 

Here is the premise.. there a cast of Taliban wives who secretely want to be strippers, hiding it from their husbands.. there is an underground stripper circuit.. the producers cast Playboy Playmates to be the wives under the burkas.. a ratings hit!!

 

I'd watch that.

I was hoping they were gonna put a hit out on Weird Al for singing Amish Paradise.

The boss drives a Cadillac, his second hand man drives a Benz, and the #1 foot soldier drives a nice diesel Chevy.

 

The Amish don't grow beards until after they are married.

 

Before an Amish adult is baptized they go on Rumspringa, they are allowed to live in the "English world" wear normal clothes, drive, etc.

Yes. i did watch a little bit of it. The guys i saw were to old to be on Rumspringa and they were driveing. They are not amish they are driveing at best they are mennonites or ex-amish one guy even said it himself amish are not allowed to drive. That is why they need taxis. and also thau were not wearing normal clothes. The show is fake hell.

Want reality. People should start living their own life instead of watching someone else's on tv. Like that on Facebook.

Want reality. People should start living their own life instead of watching someone else's on tv. Like that on Facebook.

 

Keep watching reality TV, people. I've got THREE kids to feed.

oddly I deal with Amish people pretty often.. so are pretty off the grid... others are pretty up on whats going on.. then there are Mennonites which are even more unusual because they are similar to Amish but have like cell phones and shit.. lol

Mennonites have always had cars, they just paint everything that they legally can black. They watch TV as well.

And if it was legit......didn't know blackmail was legal in Pa.

They need to meet some real NY types to instill in them the true persona....they'd crap their pants.

Keep watching reality TV, people. I've got THREE kids to feed.

 

 

An outsider could say the same about spending time on the message boards, reloading ammo, shooting, etc. I think those of us who watch these shows know they are staged, but do get enjoyment from watching them. Suggesting it's a waste of time to watch is relative to what you enjoy.

An outsider could say the same about spending time on the message boards, reloading ammo, shooting, etc. I think those of us who watch these shows know they are staged, but do get enjoyment from watching them. Suggesting it's a waste of time to watch is relative to what you enjoy.

 

I'm not even sure what you're getting at, Ray. I WANT you to watch reality TV. Because that's how I make my living....by making it.

 

 

 

An outsider could say the same about spending time on the message boards, reloading ammo, shooting, etc. I think those of us who watch these shows know they are staged, but do get enjoyment from watching them. Suggesting it's a waste of time to watch is relative to what you enjoy.

 

I'm only on here when I take a poop.

I'm not even sure what you're getting at, Ray. I WANT you to watch reality TV. Because that's how I make my living....by making it.

 

 

I appologize. I didn't know that. I took your post as meaning "must be nice for all you guys to have time to watch this bullsh*t, as I'm working day and night to support my family". My bad.

I'm only on here when I take a poop.

 

 

We still reserve the right to tell you that "you're full of sh*t" with any questionable posts. :)

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