I heard from a pretty reliable friend I drink with that the assault weapons ban is a myth perpetuated by our government to draw our attention away from a giant asteroid that is going to impact the earth and destroy mankind.

It looks like this. Have you seen it?

I knew the world was going to end somehow. This sounds like a fun way.

Anyone have a telescope?

I heard NASA is in the process of training the world's best offshore drilling crew to fly out into space on the next generation space shuttle, so they can drill into the asteroid and blow it up with a nuke.

I heard NASA is in the process of training the world's best offshore drilling crew to fly out into space on the next generation space shuttle, so they can drill into the asteroid and blow it up with a nuke.

 

Makes sense since it's easier to train offshore drillers to fly a space shuttle than it is to train NASA scientists how to drill.

next generation space shuttle,

 

Now THAT is funny!

Everything is going to be ok

Update:

 

Nuke was considered an "Assault Weapon" ..... and was on the banned list. It could not be used.

 

Currently the Asteroid is also considered a "gun free" zone, so this will just add to the delay.......

My favorite quote from Armageddon

 

 

 

In the very beginning Carl sees the meteor on his telescope, what does he ask them to name the meteor?

 

Dottie & Dotty. "I want to name her Dottie after my wife . . . she is a vicious life-sucking (woman) from which there is no escape." - Carl