Saw this on another forum and found it to be entertaining. Enjoy if you havent already seen it.

 

AR15: Melts IN the fire

AK47: Starts ON fire

Mosin-Nagant: Starts THE fire

 

AR15: With a custom barrel, Varmint Scope, and gunsmith trigger job, you can vaporize prairie dogs at 600 yards.

AK47: With a good rain, you can wait hidden in the mud at the side of a watering hole and wait for the game to come to you for a shot within 10 yards.

Mosin-Nagant: With a solid shooting position, you can hit that deer on the other side of the valley… and recover the bullet in the tree it was standing in front of.

 

AR15: You can buy 100 round magazines that require dry-carbon lubricant.

AK47: You can do push-ups on your 30 round steel mag (Saw this in a SPETSNATZ documentary).

Mosin-Nagant: You can use the buttstock to pound in a tent stake and if you don’t have tent stakes, the bayonet will work as one.

 

AR-15: Carried by elite special forces and highly-trained American soldiers

AK-47: Carried by illiterate peons and unwilling conscripts.

Mosin-Nagant-Nagant: Carried by Vassily Zaitsev.

 

AR15: Might just stop that charging terrorist with a three round burst

AK47: Would stop the terrorist in his tracks

Mosin-Nagant: Would stop the charging terrorist, his three buddies, and blow up the IED in the next block from the shockwave of the bullet…

 

AR15: Shoots a .22.

AK47: Shoots a carbine round.

Mosin-Nagant: Shoots a cannonball.

 

AR15: Shot by the free world

AK47: Shot at the free world

Mosin-Nagant: Almost free to shoot

 

AR15: Shoot it in the air it goes a mile

AK47: Shoot it in the air it goes 1/2 a mile

Mosin-Nagant: Shoot it in the air and someone in Berlin gets hit by a bullet.

 

AR15: Made out of used cars and recycled milk jugs

AK47: Made out of oil rigs and packing crates

Mosin-Nagant: Made out of old water pipe and goat carts

 

AR15: Sounds like a pop gun

AK47: Sounds like a machine gun

Mosin-Nagant: Sounds like the Trinity Atomic Blast

 

AR15: Sometimes mistaken for a toy

AK47: Sometimes mistaken for random parts

Mosin-Nagant: Sometimes mistaken for an artillery piece, or an anti-aircraft gun

 

AR15: Pray (it works) and spray

AK47: Spray and pray(you hit something)

Mosin-Nagant: The hammer of God

 

AR15: Makes grown men laugh.

AK47: Makes grown men cry.

Mosin-Nagant: Makes grown men incontinent.

 

AR15: Finicky when dirty.

AK47: Still works when dirty.

Mosin-Nagant: Arrives Dirty from the Distributor.

lol

Very Accurate

Haha

AR15: Might just stop that charging terrorist with a three round burst

AK47: Would stop the terrorist in his tracks

Mosin-Nagant: Would stop the charging terrorist, his three buddies, and blow up the IED in the next block from the shockwave of the bullet…and break the collarbone of the shooter.

 

 

love mosins, but I have to remove my dentures

Missing my favorite:

AR15: Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations' most illiterate conscripts.

AK47: Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide.

Mosin-Nagant: Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time.

Good one

Funny stuff

Very funny.

 

 

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Makes me want to buy one now...lol

Makes me want to buy one now...lol

 

just ONE?!?!?

Never had one...whats the going rate for a shooter now? School me. Dont know much about em.

This is great.

here's another

http://7.62x54r.net/.../MosinHumor.htm

Damn it, now I need to go impulse buy a Mosin. Anyone know some place local where I can check one out this weekend? lol

Damn it, now I need to go impulse buy a Mosin. Anyone know some place local where I can check one out this weekend? lol

 

I dont know where you are but Sarco is open on saturdays.

 

 

^thanks. I am going to give them a call tomorrow morning

I was at sarco yesterday and the Mosins they had were nothing special. They were ALL counterbored and not in the best of shape. There was a bunch of Yugo Mausers in 100% new condition for 200 though.....

My favorite part:

 

AR15: Finicky when dirty.

AK47: Still works when dirty.

Mosin-Nagant: Arrives Dirty from the Distributor.

My favorite part:

 

AR15: Finicky when dirty.

AK47: Still works when dirty.

Mosin-Nagant: Arrives Dirty from the Distributor.

 

 

So True!!!!!

Anyone been to Sarco lately? Do they have ammo and a good slection of Mosins? I have never been there.

Anyone been to Sarco lately? Do they have ammo and a good slection of Mosins? I have never been there.

 

I was there yesterday with another forum member. They had 5 counterbore mosins and 3 not on display. A bunch of chinese sks going for 350$. Read above on the Yugo mausers, they were all there for 2-300$ very good shape.

There s ammo to be found there but very high prices.

 

 

I was there yesterday with another forum member. They had 5 counterbore mosins and 3 not on display. A bunch of chinese sks going for 350$. Read above on the Yugo mausers, they were all there for 2-300$ very good shape.

There s ammo to be found there but very high prices.

 

I'm a complete noob about Mosins, what does counterbore mean in this context?

I'm a complete noob about Mosins, what does counterbore mean in this context?

 

The diameter of the bore has been increased at the muzzle and re-crowned, its done to "correct" wear from improper cleaning and/or other damage to the muzzle.

AR15-used to kill more terrorists than any other rifle

AK47-used to kill more American's than any other rifle

Mosin Nagant-used to kill more Russians than any other rifle

Very funny. I would like to get one but alas I'm lefty and working righty bolt actions just sucks.

Very funny. I would like to get one but alas I'm lefty and working righty bolt actions just sucks.

 

Practice more

Very funny. I would like to get one but alas I'm lefty and working righty bolt actions just sucks.

 

Not an issue for me, and if you practice enough you'll be faster than rightys.