Just when you thought your read it all...

 

A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

 

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/dupage-county-roselle-sexual-abuse-peacock-206997171.html

 

You could say he loved it to death.

Here comes federal peacock registration with a mandatory waiting period.

Is he going to have to register wherever he goes now?

Wtf

Thats nothing NJ had a guy doing it with a cow !! And a Judge let him off because they could not prove the cow did not like it.

That same Judge I think convicted Brian Atkin before Christie AX'd him.

Judge Morley Thank goodness he's gone !!

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/06/former_superior_court_judge_no.html

 

The messed up thing is that beastiality is not illegal in NJ! There are creative ways to arrest the person on animal cruelty charges but they usually get thrown out in court and then we have to give the animal back to the creep. There was a case in south jersey a few years ago where a guy was charging people to come to his farm and bang the Dobermans that he had. He was arrested but the case was thrown out because he was taking good care of the dogs otherwise. God I hate our law makers a freekin bayonet lug will send you to jail but its ok to bang animals as long as you take care of them.

I didn't even have to read the story after clicking on the link and seeing the picture...

I think I've seen a few wild peacocks here, along with some guinea fowl.

First they were coming for our guns. Now our peacocks! When will it end?

Is he going to have to register wherever he goes now?

He will be labeled as a poultryphile and cannot be within 100 yards of a petting zoo for his fowl behavior.