HAHAHAHAHA, I am ordering one of these, simply for the novelty... But you have to believe this would be to much fun, if we all marched on Trenton with our "Assault Umbrellas"

 

 

http://www.dhgate.com/new-novelty-umbrella-gun-umbrella-outdoor/p-ff8080812ec348db012ec6b47f7c31df.html

 

 

That's hilarious

I'm gunna have to get one

 

 

Sent from my hidden under ground bunker between Taco Bell and the dry cleaner

I ordered 2

 

 

It started with a frantic call to NJ Transit about a man carrying an assault rifle, and it ended with police finding the man and discovering he was carrying something far less deadly.

 

An umbrella.

 

At about 8 a.m. today, a NJ Transit customer phoned the agency’s tip line to say there was a man boarding the Liberty State Park Light Rail station carrying what appeared to be an assault rifle.

 

The man was described as wearing black pants and a white dress shirt, with a cast on his arm, according to a police-scanner report.

 

The call sent the police forces for NJ Transit, the Port Authority and Jersey City into a frenzy, NJ Transit spokesman John Durso Jr. said.

 

Authorities found the man, who was on his way to Exchange Place, on the train and discovered his alleged gun was an ordinary, dark-colored umbrella, according to Durso.

 

Still, NJ Transit doesn’t want passengers to refrain from calling police just because of this one false alarm.

 

"We are so grateful for the continued vigilance of the public and NJ Transit customers," Durso said. "Even though this did not turn out to be something, we still encourage people to see it and say it."

 

 

This was last night.

 

 

 

Who is John Galt?

I am so excited I figured out how to change my signature.

It started with a frantic call to NJ Transit about a man carrying an assault rifle, and it ended with police finding the man and discovering he was carrying something far less deadly.

 

An umbrella.

 

At about 8 a.m. today, a NJ Transit customer phoned the agency’s tip line to say there was a man boarding the Liberty State Park Light Rail station carrying what appeared to be an assault rifle.

 

The man was described as wearing black pants and a white dress shirt, with a cast on his arm, according to a police-scanner report.

 

The call sent the police forces for NJ Transit, the Port Authority and Jersey City into a frenzy, NJ Transit spokesman John Durso Jr. said.

 

Authorities found the man, who was on his way to Exchange Place, on the train and discovered his alleged gun was an ordinary, dark-colored umbrella, according to Durso.

 

Still, NJ Transit doesn’t want passengers to refrain from calling police just because of this one false alarm.

 

"We are so grateful for the continued vigilance of the public and NJ Transit customers," Durso said. "Even though this did not turn out to be something, we still encourage people to see it and say it."

 

 

This was last night.

 

 

 

Who is John Galt?

I am so excited I figured out how to change my signature.

 

Somebody posted in the comments section the link, that is how I found it. This is almost as good as my "Assault Rifle" Banana Holder !!!

 

We can't win. There's a ~13 day delay before it ships. 

 

those in OPs post  are cheaper on amazon http://www.amazon.com/Gimmick-World-Rifle-Style-Umbrella/dp/B005VTE1W8

yeah, here to... http://gadget.brando.com/the-rifle-umbrella_p01607c038d001.html

 

 

Oh well. I guess I bought at the height of the Assault Umbrella Scare !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh wellllll....

We can't win. There's a ~13 day delay before it ships.

Then you wait 3 weeks for NICS. Lol

just don't let your kids take them to school or carry them when you go there

 

 

2C-5e(3)Any person who knowingly has in his possession any imitation firearm in or upon any part of the buildings or grounds of any school, college, university or other educational institution, without the written authorization of the governing officer of the institution, or while on any school bus is a disorderly person, irrespective of whether he possesses a valid permit to carry a firearm or a valid firearms purchaser identification card.

i honestly think its a bad idea.  Its like walking around with a fake gun without the orange tip on the end, nothing good can come of it.

i honestly think its a bad idea. Its like walking around with a fake gun without the orange tip on the end, nothing good can come of it.

 

There is nothing good about this other then the fun of it. But in response to the woman who called the police about what she thought was a man carrying an assault rifle onto the train this morning, turned out it was only a regular umbrella...

 

BUTTTT wouldn't it be fun at our next rally to have everybody sling on an "Assault Umbrella" in protest.... Think of the photo op... Hahahahhaahahah

They also make sword versions of this umbrella.

I ordered 2

you better not or you'll be breaking the "one umbrella a month law"!