Had to share this - yesterday I come home and walk into my kitchen and there is a shattered glass on the floor with another nearby that didn't break. I figured that must have been a mighty strong mouse, but then I notice a 3" hole chewed through my window screen which is near the kitchen counter. So now I'm wondering why a squirrel would break in, and then I go over to my wood stove where I put a big bag of bird seed to keep it up off the floor (away from mice), and sure enough, there's a big hole in the side and a huge pile of spent sunflower shells. I could not believe that this rodent had the balls to perform a home invasion.

 

I have already bagged 4 of his buddies for chewing up my shed, and maybe they are now declaring all-out war. Bring it on guys...I'm gonna be setting out bait and my Beeman .22 airgun is hopefully going to be seeing a lot of action!

Put up a "squirrel-free zone" sign.

I don't think you're allowed to shoot him in your house unless he's armed. 

I don't think you're allowed to shoot him in your house unless he's armed. 

That a good one, LMAO!

You should probably get a cat....that would probably keep the squirrels at bay.

 

Oh crap, I never thought I would need body armor to battle little fuzzy squirrels...