Let's say we have a Jurassic Park situation on our hands. A huge Tyrannosaurus Rex is loose in Trenton and is terrorizing the Law and Public Safety Hearings.  State Senator Laura Weinberg has finally come to her senses about gun control and is begging you to take Rex out..  You have only one shot, because New Jersey previously and foolishly voted into law a one round capacity limit as being the nation's model for the safety of all citizens.  They can't repeal the law in time, because Rex just ate Steve Sweeney.   Senator Greenstein is screaming that the vote still has to go to another committee.    What will you use and where will you place your shot?  It must be a rifle.

 

Info:

 

T-Rex - 40 feet long, 12 feet high, six tons in weight, can run at 15-20 miles per hour with a 12 -15 foot stride, very thick skull with 60 banana long teeth.

 

 

My choice?  I'd wait until Rex was just about to shit Sweeney out, then fire a .600 Nitro Express into the heart and lungs.  Think it'll work?

 

 

Sounds like this T-Rex is on the right path....I say let him carry on...HAHA

Put on headphones and sleep mask and let the T. rex do what a T. rex does. We can start over when he is done

Build a fence around Trenton, call it the new T-Rex habitat, carry on...

Send REX to washington when he's done with trenton.

Build a fence around Trenton, call it the new T-Rex habitat, carry on...

Can the fenced in area include Camden

.700 WTF.  Through the mouth into the brain cavity/spinal cord.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/12/01/the-700-wtf-for-hunting-dinosaurs/

Why would I want to kill the only living dinosaur? An extinct animal comes back to life; I'd want to keep it alive.

Do whatever it takes to steal underwear and socks from every member of the Assembly and Senate. Pull up a dozen square yards of lawn from Drumthwacket. Grind that nonsense into 5000 pounds of beef and roll the ground beef into 50 pound balls. Place accordingly.

Why would I want to kill the only living dinosaur? An extinct animal comes back to life; I'd want to keep it alive.

 

Reminds me of the tale of killing a getting away from a bear with only a 22 and a friend.  Shoot the friend in the knee so you are assured to run faster than your friend.

Don't you just hate those bummer acid flashbacks?

Question:

 

Is Godzilla doing the same thing at the same time in Tokyo? 

 

If so, what are the Japanese people going to do? They don't even have any guns. I can't believe you didn't even consider this. You heartless bastard.

I shoot the T-rex with a 177 pellet gun, so he gets really really mad and eats all the reps and senators.

Why would I want to kill the only living dinosaur? An extinct animal comes back to life; I'd want to keep it alive.

That's what the guy from that movie wanted too....u see what happened to him.

Slip out the back door and slip the gun through the door handles like a barn door latch.

I would use the same thing I used to kill the chipmunk

I would use the same thing I used to kill the chipmunk

 

Winning.

Feed him my wife's tuna casserole, he will die a slow violent death.