In case I don;t come back my shit is getting fucked up! WTF is thiS!

The lightning here about 30 min ago was worse than anything I have seen in the last few years.  Bolts coming down in strings every min or so.  It's sunny again now though.  

I love heavy weather...... Disappointing here, some rumbles but no real weather.

WTF, it knocked out power and messed up everything.

 

NOW the emergency alert is on the radio. A little late cuntfaces!

 

There was hail and massive wind and rain. I thought it might be tornado but it wasn't. No trees down, but lots of branches.

 

It screwed my bush! My bush got messed!

 

The hail messed up all my flowers

 

As long as no trees are down I guess it's OK.

 

I hope this heads straight for Trenton.

 

I was just about to go outside and pee on some stuff when it hit. But now everything is a mess. There is water everywhere and the road is inches deep with water.

 

It sprayed my house with shit. My house is covered. Windows, walls, doors, every square inch. It was like Hurricane Sandy compressed into 5 minutes. This is going to take a whole day to clean up.

guess you won't be able to pee outside while the storm is here

My tree is coated with lawn clippings!

 

And my bush is flattened. I'm going to take a picture of my bush. I think it's over

Great storm here in Bayville.

 

Sunny and hot.

 

Then dark and windy with tons of lightning.

 

Then sunny and much cooler.

 

Sat on the porch with my boys and watched it all.

 

Lack of a rainbow afterwards was the only thing missing.

Chased me out of the pool. It sucked. Broke a umbrella but we rigged it. All good.

just got power back

WTF, it knocked out power and messed up everything.

 

NOW the emergency alert is on the radio. A little late cuntfaces!

 

There was hail and massive wind and rain. I thought it might be tornado but it wasn't. No trees down, but lots of branches.

 

It screwed my bush! My bush got messed!

 

The hail messed up all my flowers

 

As long as no trees are down I guess it's OK.

 

I hope this heads straight for Trenton.

 

I was just about to go outside and pee on some stuff when it hit. But now everything is a mess. There is water everywhere and the road is inches deep with water.

 

It sprayed my house with shit. My house is covered. Windows, walls, doors, every square inch. It was like Hurricane Sandy compressed into 5 minutes. This is going to take a whole day to clean up.

It's been dry and storm free all day in North Jersey................My guess is the anti gunners were doing their rain dance against you for having FA and carrying.