Don't recall seeing this anywhere and I searched.

So, something different. People have been naming their weapons for eons... Let's have a little fun.

 

Tell us your most favorite weapon's nickname and why. Only your most favorite and it MUST have a name! Can be one of each, i.e., pistol, shotgun and rifle. But only one of each. If you only own one or you only have one that is nicknamed, that is fine too.

 

So I'll start...

 

Weapon (rifle) - My SA M1A Socom II..... She's named "The BattleAxe".....

 

Name and why - Just a hint of my -ex in there but mostly because it's heavy and the way it's configured, looks like some medieval axe weapon.

 

Logic - I figure if you run out of ammo, just swing it like an axe and chop the hell out of the enemy!

 

 

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My Desert Eagle was nicknamed the "other woman" by my girlfriend lol and she also nicknamed my .357 "Big Fire". Both are equally great

Good ones! Try keep just one of each.... No rifles with names or?

 

 

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I've got truth, justice, and the American way....

 

all are or have served American men in combat except one retro....

No secrets, what are they...

 

 

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I call my Hakim Snappy , If you ever seen one loading the 1st round you would know .

 

Heres a video I found 

 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pirateheart/6472289441/

The AR pistols are named Thunder and Lightning, for obvious reasons if you've ever fired either one of them!

I don't typically go in for naming guns, especially girl's names, that just creeps me out.... These guns only got them joking around the team room.

 

My work rifle is "Reason":

 

Because everyone eventually listens to "Reason". It was so named by a teammate during a debrief following a job when I pleaded with a suspect while pointing this rifle at him to "Listen to reason and just show me your hands..." You say some dumb $hit when your heart rate is jacked.... FML

 

Breaching gun is "Houdini" for obvious reasons:

 

Other guns don't have names - although guys have started calling my blaster (G35 w/ SF X300U) "The Light". Because the SF light is BRIGHT and on the first job afer getting it I lit a suspect up brandishing a hammer and he fell backwards into a pap-san chair. It looked like he just sat down soon as the light hit him. Guys started saying that he "Saw the light".

The Glock; the Garand; the .380; the .22 pistol; the .22WMR; the shotgun; the .22 rifle and then I pack them in "the car" and go to the range.

 

Was never much for naming inanimate objects.

The Glock; the Garand; the .380; the .22 pistol; the .22WMR; the shotgun; the .22 rifle and then I pack them in "the car" and go to the range.

 

Was never much for naming inanimate objects.

Awwwww.... You can't play in any reindeer games... Ya can't follow the rules... This isn't a what you have thread. There are enough of those.

 

So I'll help ya... Your Glock, the Glock Sucker..... Your Garand, Grand Gary.... The rest you're on our own.

 

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Good ones, HE... I like 'em... See how easy this game is folks?

 

 

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My S&W 686 is named "Maggie" after Pizza Bob's dog.

I call my micro desert eagle "The Sparrow".

All my guns have the same name. Lonely

All my guns have the same name. Lonely

hahaha.....absolutely the best line her in years....bravo sir...bravo

My Garand is named, "Weaser", because every once in a while it's time to "Grease the Weaser"!  By lubricating the Op Rod of the Garand, lol! From Spanky and the Gang, lol!

 

My .45 Colt Officer's ACP is called "Loosey-Goosey", because it's just loose enough in the throat to chamber and fire any ammo you feed it, yet still be accurate!

 

My 12 ga. is called "S and H Greenstamps", since that's all my wife used to "buy it" over 30 years ago!

 

And with the OP's permission, my Uberti Colt Walker Black Powder revolver was named "The Hog Killer" last April 17th!  Still chewin' on that Hog too!

 

Dave

Lol... Good ones 50!

 

 

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My ex called my Remington 870P - My "Obsession" because I gave more attention to it then her the first couple of days I had it.  On the positive side Obsession never complained when I went to the range...