Sort of a two part dream but this one was so weird, I just had to write it out so I don't forget it.  I figured I'd post it since it loosely involved NJGF

 

So...Maks has a Costco with a range.  Yeah, that's how wild this dream is  Anyway, we're shopping at Maks' Costco when we see a d-bag harassing the staff.  I know this d-bag (IRL, I don't...complete figment of my imagination) because his kid goes to the same daycare as my daughter.  I intervene and he starts pushing me around.  I walk away  because I have to go to work...at a Kohl's as a sales guy.  Anyway, while at Kohl's, I get a phone call from Emma's daycare saying how I need to come in to talk about a bullying situation.  I go to daycare and learn that Emma has been having issues with the d-bag's kid bullying her and clocked him (which is something I'm half-expecting when she's a teenager since she's not afraid to stand up for herself and she's only 14 months old right now).  D-bag is being a complete tool, using his money and threats of his local connections to get Emma and my family banned from everything, yada yada.  It's when he threatens my kid that I have enough and start to get physical with the d-bag. 

 

Suddenly, the landscape changes abruptly and I'm driving to Maks' Costco to get some range time in.  He hooked me up with a key to the place and I'm headed there before opening so I can get set up prior to opening.  Maks has these wicked walk-in vaults where he stores high value inventory so I grab my two double rifle bag and use one of the vaults as my staging area, getting all my stuff out of the car and into Maks' Costco (I'm going to make reference to this whenever I can because it sounds funny...then again, it's after 2am and I just had some really weird dreams so maybe my frame of reference is off...).  I finally get all my stuff into the vault when I hear something strange.  I grab one of my SBRs and step out of the vault only to find NJGF members wearing Costco uniforms that don't exist, standing by various tables.  But y'all were very...Stepford-ish.  Sensing something was amiss, I start looking for Maks to see what kind of weird operation he's running only to hear that a feral NJGF member (I have no idea who) has gotten loose and is hunting me.  And I mean feral as in running around on all fours, sniffing for my scent, the whole nine yards.  I run.  I'm not ashamed to say it...I ran like a kid spooked during a backyard overnight camping session.  I swing by the breakfast meat aisle and grab a Costco-sized package of sausage.  As I run, I'm dropping sausage links all over the damn place, hoping this crazed NJGF member is more interested in the sausage than me.  I'm throwing sausages everywhere as I run, trying to get back to the safety of my vault...which I can't find because Maks' Coscto is friggin' HUGE!

 

I woke up as I came across the checkout lanes and even in my dreams, even before officially open, the damn lines are PACKED!!  My heart was pounding as I sat up in bed.  I shook my head, rubbed my eyes, and thought, "Holy crap, I need to go post this one..."

It's a prophetic dream. This costco exists somewhere. I MUST BELIEVE.

We won't be able to do it here.   Midwest, you must fulfill this prophecy.  If you build it, we will come. 

Costco is every where, even in dreams. 

I love Costco. I basically do all my shopping there. If Costco had a range, I would get a job there.

Considering Costco founder and former CEO Jim Sinegal's poltics, this is less likely than, well -- as the NJ state state legislature passing CCW.

 

(I shop there since I like low prices. I have heard that they're even tougher for vendors to deal with than WalMart, which is bad enough for vendors. Just in case you're thinking that the one product they don't stock but should stock is 15-round modified PMAGs.)

If Costco had a range, would that mean you would have to rent out 10 ports at a time, and buy ammo in 10,000 round Kirkland Signature Family Packs?

If Costco had a range, would that mean you would have to rent out 10 ports at a time, and buy ammo in 10,000 round Kirkland Signature Family Packs?

I just checked my email and I had a coupon flier from Costco. I was thinking, "Man I wish they sold ammo in bulk."

+1000

Wow just wow ....

"Welcome to Costco.  I love you..."

LOL, I blame you guys.  

Imagine buying ammo from Costco? I can just picture myself wheeling out this huge box of ammo, happier than a pig in sh*t.

I take no issue with a costco dream  but .........you dreaming of Maks concerns me.

I take no issue with a costco dream  but .........you dreaming of Maks concerns me.

It wasn't OF Maks...it was of the Costco that he ran.  ...hmm...even though I say it that way, it still sounds weird.

 

The weirdest part was waking up about three hours after I posted, grabbing my coffee and checking the forums and reading this thread.  I had forgotten some of the elements.

Well the only way Im buying this dream is if you're telling us there's an aisle in Maks

's Costco where we would find 3 pack MidwestPX uppers, 5k round ammo variety packs, 55 gallon drums of Hoppes and a holiday 1911 sampler pack pre-wrapped of course...

OMG histerical...but no seriously we need to make this happen, would be a mecca

I think you've gotta lay-off the anchovy pizza that close to bed time!

Never mind the damn sausages Ty. Tell us the part about all the bulk .22LR endcap display.

Well that was fantastic!