I was at a manly man-only barbecue on Saturday that included several gun enthusiasts, including a certified NRA instructor. Naturally we talked guns and stuff.

 

(Lately I've been dreaming of things I think about during the day).

 

Around 2-3 am that night I found myself in a dream-pickle. I had packed all my handguns in my largest dufflebag and driven them to my mother in law's home. One of my revolvers was out in the open. I went outside to help my brother in law with the grill. When I got back inside we were in a cafeteria, and the revolver was missing. So I called the Newton officer who has issued all my permits to report the stolen gun, but after speaking with him I realized that I was not in an exempt location. 

 

Luckily I woke up before serving my sentence.

 

What would you have done?

Stop smoking that wacky weed!

Gone back to sleep?

Stop eating spicy foods before bedtime!

D) All of the above.

As a lucid dreamer, I would have hit the rewind button and dreamed my mother-in-law was a range officer and that she had it and was doing a safety check.

Just feed the King of the Unicorns a golden apple in exchange for him expunging your record.

Confess that you were at MIL to rob them at gun(s) point. Plead the gun charges away in exchange for community service ? :-)

 

 

.....Just Kidding

Can't help you.

 

The only dreams that I have are me dating and banging hot chicks.

 

I hate waking up.

I would try to figure out why spending the day at a male dominated event makes you dream about your mother in law . Does she bully you???

You should have taken the blue pill.

Can't help you.

 

The only dreams that I have are me dating and banging hot chicks.

 

I hate waking up.

I think about that all the time, but try as I might I hardly ever dream about that stuff. My chromastones must be low.

Contact Nippen/Nappen(?) before reporting it slolen.