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Goddamnit, HKCS...

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Called today at 4:30 to find out about my June order that's still on "backorder."

On hold for a total of 45 minutes.

Finally hung up and called again.

They closed at 5pm. so I was on hold 15 minutes with NO HOPE of someone ever picking up!

 

Just wanted to vent.

I feel ya buddy.. BS

Here ya. I ordered and paid for a part that was in stock a month ago (after waiting for a year for it to be in stock).  Got the balance of the order last week.  Today I get notice from CC of a credit 2B posted.  From who?  Well, my backordered part is now "discontinued".  Thankx for nothing.  One whole part of the project now down the drain as this is the key part.  No respect I tell ya, no respect at all. 

It's happened to me also. Best to call at 9am.

Try getting thru to WC on the phone..IMPOSSIBLE..

EB and NHC...Every call

 

Not saying I had a problem, just questions

Sorry... HKCS???  :dontknow:

HK customer support

I'm guessing Heckler & Koch Customer Service, but whaddyaIknow?

 

 

HK customer support

 

:blush:  DOH!   I should have known with sota as the OP.... :D

An open letter to the gun community from HK’s marketing department: In a world of compromises, some people put the bullets in the magazine backwards…But it doesn’t matter, because our gun is on the cover of the Rainbow Six video games. Look how cool that SEAL coming out of the water looks… If you buy a $2,000 SOCOM, you will be that cool of an operator too. And chicks will dig you.

 

At HK, we stuck a piston on an AR15, just like a bunch of other companies have done, dating back to about 1969. However ours is better, because we refuse to sell it to civilians. Because you suck, and we hate you.

 

Our XM8 is the greatest rifle ever developed. It may melt, and it doesn’t fit any accessories known to man, but that is your fault. If you were a real operator, you would love it. Once again, look at Rainbow Six, that G36 sure is cool isn’t it? Yeah, you know you want one.And by the way, check out our new HK45. We decided that humans don’t need to release the magazine with their thumbs. If you were a really manly teutonic operator, you would be able to reach the controls. Plus we’ve fired 100,000,000 rounds through one with zero malfunctions, and that was while it was buried in a lake of molten lava, on the moon. If you don’t believe us, it is because you aren’t a real operator.

 

By the way, our cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns like the G3 and MP5 are the bestest things ever, and totally worth asinine scalpers prices, but note that cheap, mass-produced, stamped sheet metal guns from other countries are commie garbage. Not that it matters, because you’re civilians, so we won’t sell them to you anyway. Because you suck, and we hate you, but we know you’ll be back. We can beat you down like a trailer park wife, but you’ll come back, you always do.

 

Buy our stuff.

 

Sincerely

 

HK Marketing DepartmentHK. Because you suck. And we hate you.

thats what you get for putting your faith in kraut space magic instead or sound german engineering of sig or walther.

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