Saw this on facebook a few minutes ago:

 

"Please attach your letter to this carry permit request form stating why you have a justifiable need to carry a firearm in New Jersey."

"Um, I'm an avid camper and I was in West Milford this morning when a bear came out of the woods and ate my friend's fucking face off, does that count?"

(Letter comes back)

"Denied. The bear ate your friend, not you."

(Applicant appeals)

Judge: I'm sorry about your friend. But he was eaten, and you were not. Unfortunately, in the interest of public safety, I affirm the denial. In the event there is another bear attack, call the police. They will arrest the bear while you are being digested."

 

That about sums it up!

3/4oz will stop a bear. Move along.

Judge:

 

1. Dont be avid camper

2. Skip West Milford

3. Dont go out in the morning

4. Dont go in the woods

5. Dont go with a friend

6. Its only your friend face

7. Why does your friend need a face anyways

 

So many options and you need a CCW ? Denied.

 

 

Judge:

 

1. Dont be avid camper

2. Skip West Milford

3. Dont go out in the morning

4. Dont go in the woods..Alone

5. Dont go with a friend...CORRECTION: Be faster than your friend

6. Its only your friend face...Not your face

7. Why does your friend need a face anyways...Why do YOU need your friends face?

 

So many options and you need a CCW ? Denied.

 

someone should file and try that as an excuse.