...that I still have two black marks even though the rules were never explained to me after the first transgression and I went to confession. Bless me Moderator for I have sinned.

 

But I paid my $30 or whatever you charge. Why am I not mentioned as a contributor or supporter (of the athletic type perhaps)?

:face palm:

 

 

Sent from my iPhone

Dude's finally cracked.

 

Mothers hide your laundry

OK the Prick Points are gone but my epitaph will not read, "As a regular contributor to the site he haunts daily..."

Can't you change it on your own? Or is this where your problem lies?

 

Can't you change it on your own? Or is this where your problem lies?

I thought one of the bosses had to change it. What would I change it to??

Whatever your heart desires. Within reason I'm sure.

I thought one of the bosses had to change it. What would I change it to??

100 Prick Points.

 

There can be only one.

 

Can somebody tell me where I can find my Prick Points? I want to see where I rate. I bet it's expressed in Scientific Notation with exponents

MipaFOX shall forthwith be known as MipaAvogadro. 6.022x10^23

^ROFL hahaha

 

One pound mole of my prick points would occupy 380 cubic feet at STP.

 

It would take your entire family 1.9 quadrillion years to count my prick points at one prick per second. That's a guy you don't invite to dinner

 Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

"Contributor," "sponsor," "founder," "Great Leader," "Holy of Holies" are not titles that one bestows on oneself. I'll think about it though.

^ROFL hahaha

 

One pound mole of my prick points would occupy 380 cubic feet at STP.

 

It would take your entire family 1.9 quadrillion years to count my prick points at one prick per second. That's a guy you don't invite to dinner

 

Now I don't know whether I should change my title...

Chief of Pricks?

Prick Chief?

In Charge of all the Pricks?

Great Giver of Pricks?

Master Prick?

 

 

...and it goes in the 1st amendment lounge in 3, 2, 1

 

If we can't laugh at ourselves, we're no better than a terrorist.

But I paid my $30 or whatever you charge. Why am I not mentioned as a contributor or supporter (of the athletic type perhaps)?

 

I believe that you're attempting to lodge a complaint.  If this is the case, and if it involves money, I would suggest that you PM Maksim directly.

I believe that you're attempting to lodge a complaint.  If this is the case, and if it involves money, I would suggest that you PM Maksim directly.

I assume that someone who could at least explain the situation has already read this, my second thread on the subject.