Application for Multiple Handgun Purchase Exemptions form

 

"reason for exemptions request" 

 

What do I have to put in this area of the form?

 

Does "Enhance collection of handguns" suffice?

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

 

 

This is my signature. There are many like it but this one is mine.

"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Yes, this is 100% sure to get it approved!

"procurement of large collection of weapons for my pending assault on the capital."

"Just because"

Tell them you can already pick up any type of gun, in any amount with no permits or permission on any street corner in Newark, Camden, Paterson or ________ (insert major city here). 

Ok...I have all those on there...I have a feeling this will get approved quickly. 

 

Thanks so much! 

You're trying to catch up with BlueLineFish.

Well, all these smart alecks have had their say. And they're pretty funny aren't they? I had a good laugh.

 

Now, if you want to use the Collector's justification, please read the statute carefully. The statute itemizes all the possible legitimate reasons for an exemption to be granted. Take advantage of that. Use each and every one that truthfully applies to you.

 

Example:

 

I require them to complete a collection of modern handguns I started (whenever).

All these firearms were acquired by my FFL for me specifically.

Some of them were hard to locate.

I expect to use them in competitions this coming year.

I am a full member of (list all the 2A/Firearm organizations you belong to)

Thank you in advance for your consideration.

 

Mission accomplished.

"Do you even READ the Constitution, motherfucker!?!?"

 

that's what I'd use.

" It was actually cheaper in the store than it was on the corner"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some of my Newark, NJ humor.......but really though.

" It was actually cheaper in the store than it was on the corner"

I know a couple troopers who would get a laugh out of that one.

Zombies

 

I've done it a bunch of time. I just said firearms collector and it's always gotten approved.