Got my gun permit yesterday, then went over to the local gun shop to get a small 9mm for home protection.

When I was ready to pay by credit card for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

   Please tell me this didnt happen. 

Tell me it aint so....lol

Good one! Better tell it all you can before we convert to chip readers.

 

Kind of like the old one about a young guy goes into a record store. He stuffs an album into his pants and goes to walk out.

The young woman cashier says to him, "Excuse me, is that a record in your pants?". To which he replies as he's walking out,

"I don't know if it's a record, but I don't get any complaints."

 

When I try to tell that now, young people ask, "What's a record?"

I can relate to that story, danged new fangled contraptions!

Good one! Better tell it all you can before we convert to chip readers.

 

What, chip and PIN? Eh, you can probably modify it to involve "sticking it in and giving me your number"