How they handle this in PA.

 

Where the hell are my scissors?

 

 

First to say can we get a ban on assault scissors? She should use those scissors to cut the fuckin grass. 

I see your scissors and raise you a lit cigarette, bit hand, and an alligator:

 

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5456307/ns/us_news-weird_news/t/man-charged-swinging-gator-girlfriend/

 

I couldn't find the best version of this, but the woman burnt him with a cig and bit his hand because they were out of beer. He then grabbed an alligator from the tub of the trailer (of course) and started beating her with it.

 

These are actually some of my favorite stories. Every few years there is a national story about somebody that beat somebody else with a live animal or pet, but the alligator is the best

Good one Mipa. I can only imagine how upset i'd we'd be if we ran out of alcohol.

Please post it over here for future reference: http://www.njgunforums.com/forum/index.php/topic/72109-no-firearms-used-can-society-admit-that-its-not-firearms-that-are-the-problem-but-violence-itself-that-is-the-problem/?p=910347

And then there's this from Jersey City.