My wife knows that i have a lot. Doesnt really think its necessary but knows the value is there. I have to redo my will this coming year and provisions will be made in there for the firearms. My wife has said numerous times that as long as the bills are paid, kids are taken care of it doesnt matter. I work hard i deserve to enjoy what i make. 

 

So if any cheese eating rat fucks want to try and call my wife and tell her what i have and what i spend dont bother. Trust me..somebody was planning that before. 

17 minutes ago, BlueLineFish said:

So if any cheese eating rat fucks want to try and call my wife and tell her what i have and what i spend dont bother. Trust me..somebody was planning that before. 

Sniper and I are sharing the same canoe... the one we lost all our guns in the river with.

5 hours ago, Mrs. Peel said:

so, what happens to your spouse when you've keep her in the dark about your firearms (assets) and you're suddenly killed in a car crash?

The way I see it is unless you’re one of those that think when you die your floating in the corner watching everything, then it doesn’t really matter. 

the wife has access to the small safe (1 gun, important papers, spare keys, etc.)

said safe has the requisite materials to gain access to the other safes.

15 minutes ago, sota said:

Sniper and I are sharing the same canoe... the one we lost all our guns in the river with.

It was such a nice sunny day, who knew that one rogue wave would come and tip over the canoe.

22 minutes ago, JohnnyB said:

WTF

6 minutes ago, silverado427 said:

WTF

"Cheese eating rat fucks"  Now that's funny.....Never heard that expression before.

10 minutes ago, Sniper said:

It was such a nice sunny day, who knew that one rogue wave would come and tip over the canoe.

5 minutes ago, JohnnyB said:

"Cheese eating rat fucks"  Now that's funny.....Never heard that expression before.

The Departed.

Wife doesn't shoot, refuses in fact.   Doesn't touch the guns.  I buy them from money I make doing odd jobs,  not my paycheck.  Not her business what I have.  Someone gets a windfall if I go before I can get rid of them. 

27 minutes ago, Sniper said:

It was such a nice sunny day, who knew that one rogue wave would come and tip over the canoe.

Yea. It was named Bertha.  I blame her friends for convincing her to cannon ball from the shoreline.  

I jokecabout it, but she has no interest in guns.  She doesnt ask what i have and doesnt want to even see them.   I only buy with cash from some side jobs I take.   I have my hobbies, she has hers. As long as it doesnt come from joint funds she is fine with what i spend.   Oh, and guns are not the only hobby i have that applies to.   Or the most expensive.

She has never seen the inside of the safe.  My son has the combo if it comes to that. 

 

My wife has her own handgun, We use to go shooting all the time.  i still shoot but i think she lost interest.

No hiding any purchases Fug that.

 

I can't hide any firearm purchase from her, because every purchase is preceded by me bitching for a couple of months about how @##*&&^! long the  *&^@! permit process takes in NJ, and why can't the #(&!@ police ever manage to turn around the application in 30 days like they are supposed to and why does the #(@* detective blow off so many appointments that he insists are require both to turn in the application and to pick up the (#*&^% permit, and why can't we live in a normal state instead of this gulag.

So yes, she knows when I'm in the process of buying something.

I am not, My wife took the NRA courses along with my NJ School teacher daughter, developed an understanding of firearms and mastered their shooter skills. A new gun in our family is like a new baby  everyone wants to hold it.

hide it all & plead the 5th!

 

7 hours ago, High Exposure said:

HH6 = HouseHold 6 - i.e.: the boss of the house.

We can posture all we want about who wears the pants, but we all know the truth.  

Ufa I thought she was #6

Anyway, my wife shoots too and like a poster above said, a new gun in the house is like a new baby. So knows the where, the what and the how many.

Her only concern is how to  get rid of them if I pass before her.

 

My wife has no problem with new guns. It was her idea the day after Sandy to pull more of them from the safe and put plan alpha into effect. 

 

Haven't reached the point of lying yet. Seeing as we share a locker, it'd be hard to hide it.

 

10 hours ago, WP22 said:

Anyway, my wife shoots too and like a poster above said, a new gun in the house is like a new baby. So knows the where, the what and the how many.

Her only concern is how to  get rid of them if I pass before her.

 

THIS is a NEW THREAD!

On another forum I belong to, a larger than life member ( I Mean that in a good way) passed away.

It was posted that his family took  $25000 dollars worth of his guns to Cabela's who was very generous in conning the boots of them and they accepted the $500 cabella's offered them!

 

She knows how many and approx values.

I've never sneaked anything into the house.

I should make a list if who gets what "just in case". Good idea.

I do know another gentleman, not on the forums, who sneaks new purchases into the house and hides them.  Also loads up car for range days when his wife isn't around.  He's mentioned that she wouldn't be happy knowing how many he has acquired.

You can document everything ahead of time. There are several books that can document all your secrets and wishes...from beyond the grave.