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Sex Advice A woman went to the doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. “Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked. "Actually, yes I do," She answered. "Does it hurt you?" he asked. "No, I rather like it," she responded "Well, then," the doctor continued, "There’s no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant. The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?” "Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, and Al Sharpton came from?"

There is an extremely liberal NJ hunting season for resident Canada geese during the month of September. No plug in the gun, load 7 shells, half hour before and after sunrise/sunset, and very high bag limits. Canada geese are migrant water foul, and are federally protected/regulated for hunting. NJ hates them. Any chance they can get away with it, they want us to kill as many as possible. Also there is no season for Ferrell hogs in NJ. You can kill them on sight, all year. That's in the hunting/Fishing digest. The game council makes the game laws, not the state of NJ... Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

Cesar's Video: May try to call one in August - not sure yet. 11/12th weekend may work or later - 25/26th

Hood chicken shacks are the way to go. If you aren't at least a little bit scared and looking over both shoulders during the purchase, you aren't getting the good stuff.

Don’t eat either one... fast food fried chicken is crap. Ill give you my mommas fried chicken recipe. Epic fried chicken ain’t rocket surgery. Mom used to make this for Sunday dinner. She started it on Friday night. Brine your chicken pieces overnight in a mix of brown sugar, and kosher salt, and water. Remove from brine, and soak it in buttermilk overnight. After that, dredge it in flour seasoned with salt, pepper, and garlic powder. Fry it in peanut oil in a cast iron skillet at 375 until it gets a nice scald on it. It won’t be fully cooked through at his point. Take it out of the oil, and place it on a wire rack, put it in the oven at 350 while you cook the rest of the bird. In about 20 mins, it’ll be cooked through. You’ll thank me later...

None of the above.

I'd have to say Popeye's between the two. Everytime I go to KFC they're out of whatever I want. I must agree with @Displaced Texan. Most fast food is crap. I must try his Mother's recipe.

Royal Farms. Yep - from a gas station: https://www.royalfarms.com/best-chicken Rated best by Food & Wine magazine; I shit you not.

i did not know that. those things are never gone from my area. they're so bad around my home, i gotta dodge the goose poop when i walk my dog. it makes me wonder why we hafta pick up after our dogs, with all the goose crap on the ground. side note. i do have a friggin blast chasing them with my traxxs emaxx. and soonz i've finished off-leash training with my gsd.....she'll be set free sometimes to "remind" them that they're not welcome.

I thought you were going to say in Trenton.

Travel Exemptions? But, as a dealer, I couldn't leave the frame with them. A non-licensee could.

Deer are equally invasive, and NJ has one of the longest seasons in the nation: 6 months for combined firearm, bow, ML and all those permit seasons in a multitude of zones.

An update; I have had a break from constant business travel and am using the time to catch up on my outstanding todo list. One of which is the above. So I have composed and will be sending a letter to Citibank this afternoon cancelling a credit card account which I have had with them for 28 years. I was clear in my letter as to why I am cancelling and also included a copy of their March 22nd Firearms Policy. One down, more to go.

The resident geese are gone by the end of September. So one more month isn't going to make a difference here. Plus like I said, they don't decide the season, the feds do. Migratory water foul, belong to the federal government, not the state. Sent from my SM-G900V using Tapatalk

https://extarusa.com/ep9.htm According to the manufacturer's website, it has the weight of 3.85lb without a brace, which is 61.6oz. See the #4 below. Sorry to be a spoiler. A semi-automatic pistol that has an ability to accept a detachable magazine and has at least TWO of the following: (1) An ammunition magazine that attaches to the pistol outside of the pistol grip; (2) A threaded barrel capable of accepting a barrel extender, flash suppressor, forward handgrip, or silencer; (3) A shroud that is attached to, or partially or completely encircles the barrel and that permits the shooter to hold the firearm with the non-trigger hand without being burned; (4) Manufactured weight of 50 ounces or more when the pistol is unloaded; and/or (5) A semi-automatic version of an automatic firearm

Thermite laughs off rain...

Did Hell freeze over Second Amendment activists were given a surprise boost this week when the liberal Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals backed a lower court’s decision to suspend California’s ban on the possession of large magazines. Activists, supported by the National Rifle Association, have argued that the state's ban on ownership of magazines holding 10 bullets or more is unconstitutional. They won a preliminary injunction by a San Diego district court last year, and a three-judge panel on the Ninth Circuit backed that injunction Tuesday. The court found that the district court did not abuse its discretion in granting the injunction or by concluding that magazines fall within the scope of the Second Amendment. "The district court did not abuse its discretion by applying the incorrect level of scrutiny," the judges also found. "The district court concluded that a ban on ammunition magazines is not a presumptively lawful regulation and that the prohibition did not have a 'historical pedigree.'" “This is a significant win for law-abiding gun owners in California,” Chris Cox, executive director of the National Rifle Association’s Institute for Legislative Action, said in a statement. “This unconstitutional law criminalizes mere possession of many standard capacity magazines and would instantly turn many law-abiding gun owners into criminals.” Dissenting from the ruling, Judge John Clifford Wallace said that evidence provided by the state, including studies and surveys showing the use of large-capacity magazines increase the lethality of gun violence, “was more than sufficient to satisfy intermediate scrutiny.” National Review’s David French, who opposes the ban, noted that the Ninth Circuit ruling was limited but also linked constitutional protection of firearms to potential militia use -- a development he described as “encouraging.” The NRA noted that a ruling in the lower courts is expected soon, and that the case therefore will likely be before the 9th Circuit again. But President Trump has nominated Judge Brett Kavanaugh, who has a strong record of defending gun rights, to the Supreme Court. The NRA reflected that in its statement, expressing hope that if the the case is appealed, “the Supreme Court will likely have a new justice who respects the right to keep and bear arms as protected by the Second Amendment.” The California Department of Justice told The San Diego Union-Tribune that it will “continue to vigorously defend the challenged law.” Based in San Francisco, the Ninth Circuit has a reputation for being one of the nation's most liberal courts. Critics have branded the court the “Nutty 9th” or the “9th Circus,” in part because many of its rulings have been overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court. This includes an infamous 2002 ruling that the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional because of its use of the phrase “under God.” Republicans have been working to fill vacancies with conservatives, but suffered a setback this week when the White House withdrew the nomination of Ryan Bounds for the Ninth Circuit after realizing it did not have the necessary support in the Senate. He faced criticism over past college writings. http://www.foxnews.com/politic...fornia-ammo-ban.html I would say the jerk-offs in Trenton will see this, cry oh crap and have to rescind their's law....

Popeye's chicken is better, but KFC has the taters & gravy

Once the feral hogs infiltrate South Jersey they'll want more than 2 rounds and something other than a scattergun.

Do you surmise that district courts are going to “ shape up” because of changing makeup of scotus? Cuz I do.

Congrats. I haven't heard a thing and my check has not been cashed. I sent in a week after you did. Sent from my iPad using Tapatalk

Interview was 7/10... License came to the house today (7/20).

This is NEW JERSEY gun forums, right??

Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven. The angel said: "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.” The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said: "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts ever created and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity.” The angel thanked Stormy, and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question. The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever and flushed it without saying a word. The Angel immediately said: "Okay, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven.” Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?” "Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair, no matter how big they are."

https://www.brownells.com/aspx/learn/learndetail.aspx?lid=11004 Sent from an undisclosed location via Tapatalk

It’s easy...., youtube is your friend

Hey its Gov murphy

If only Costco sold H&K products in bulk at warehouse pricing. Regards, TokenEntry

I wish that I had some accounts with Citi, or their credit card.....so I could close them.

I heard this on the radio in the car this afternoon and was shocked. So they won't deal with you if you sell high capacity magazines or sell to anyone under 21. So now in states where it is legal to sell high cap mags and sell long guns to adults that are 18 it is too F'ing bad - this is getting crazy. God help you if you won't bake a cake for someone, but this is ok? This country is totally messed up.

I am an active duty army soldier living in Colts Neck on NWS Earle. I have a NJ license with my Colts Neck address listed on it. The Colts Neck PD is then authorized to do my paperwork. If I still had my CA license I would have to go through the NJSP. The detective thought I had to go through the NJSP even though the first paragraph of their instructions says they can process my FPID and p2p. I turned in the typical paperwork and was told since I live on NWS Earle I needed a memo from the base commander authorizing me to have a privately owned weapon in housing. I provided a letter from the privatized housing administration office verifying my residence and states that firearms are allowed in housing. This letter was not good enough and now they are working on getting a letter from the base security in lieu of a memo signed by the base commander. I think this is ridiculous. Why make it even harder for active duty military to go through the process than every other civilian?