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Is it just me, or is everyone else tired of living in the armpit of the United States?

I bet she's doing Greenie with a strap-on

Wait? Mountains? Isn’t the highest point in N.J. a cell phone tower?

What was it about the beaches? Was it the parking fee, the beach badge fee, the highway toll fee, the gas tax fee, the overpriced food fee? Or was it the quality of the grainy sand, the slimy water, or the character of the other humans plopped only inches away from your towel?

Your all Wrong......NJ is a beautiful state, from her ocean coastline to her mountains along the beautiful Delaware.....it's the elected dregs of society that have ruined her beyond repair....OMO.

I'm sure all of you are aware that it's not just gun owners. People are fleeing NJ faster than any other state. The bad news is that they are taking their liberal BS with them to contaminate other states. I'm so afraid I'm going to be the last one to leave, and I'll have to turn off the lights on my way out. Know why people in NYC are so depressed all the time? It's because they realize the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

the added benefit will be that when the oceans all rise 97ft and flood all us land dwellers, you'll still be floating.

I can’t WAIT to get out of this hellhole...

I do believe I want to buy a car from this man.....!

Put a pillow over her face when she falls asleep. Worked for me

The sword!

Luke 22 (NIV) 35Then Jesus asked them, “When I sent you without purse, bag or sandals, did you lack anything?” “Nothing,” they answered. 36He said to them, “But now if you have a purse, take it, and also a bag; and if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. 37It is written: ‘And he was numbered with the transgressors’ b ; and I tell you that this must be fulfilled in me. Yes, what is written about me is reaching its fulfillment.” 38The disciples said, “See, Lord, here are two swords.” “That’s enough!” he replied.

I renewed in person. Last time I gave one check. Here in Lee county the women working in the office is in her 60's. She's so nice. Welcomed me in and suggested I get a Florida DL so she could issue my renewal the same day. Fingerprints, renewal, Background check forum all done in the same office in about 15 minutes. I got my new Florida CWFL in the mail two weeks later. It made me hate Jersey even more. Fly down for a day or two. Enjoy the weather and renew.

Yup I was, but I did something about it. My only regret is not moving sooner.

That would get me on a list... oh wait I probably already am...

The following quote from the slate article Peel linked provides some clues why Heller stopped short of recognizing the right to bear arms outside the house.

Better yet, put it on your front door on Halloween, it would scare away every trick or treater!

I've been solidly leaving serious hint to wifey that's it's time to go. She absolutely, positively won't leave until her mom takes a dirt nap. Hmmmm, how can I speed up that process??

Wouldn't that face be better on a target?

An analysis of the merits of compound bow use for HD:

LMFAO.

I'd wait for Dick's going out of business sale. Should be able to pick up some cheap equipment there.

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Report post Stole this off another site thought it was pretty good The Harley and Vaseline* > Joe wanted to buy a motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a > 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he > kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside > and it's gonna rain, I rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to > tell you something about my family. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In > fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the > dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of > dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on > the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks. Dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He > leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. > He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. > So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table > and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her Dad is obviously livid and her > mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. So.....He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, > bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every  > which way but loose right there on the dinner table.. She has a big > orgasm, & Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & > Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still....Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe > remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.... Suddenly the father shouted.... I'll do the fuckin' dishes!!

Do we get a CCW permit too after that anal cavity search?

He left casings scattered on the driveway, so the only charge will be littering. This assumes he has an extensive criminal record. If by chance he’s a pillar of the community and this was his first offense, the state will try to put him away for 15 years.

Grab an AR. You can swap uppers all day. One of the most "customizable" firearms out there. .223/5.56 is available all day on the cheap. You won't (most likely) be shooting one hole groups but you will learn to shoot. Run the rifle ragged and buy other uppers as you want to or see fit. Also, upgrading the trigger and various small parts on your lower can be fun and you will learn what truly makes a difference in your chosen shooting "game". Good luck.