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Do you remember that black kid with the giant afro on Fat Albert? The one that could pull a basketball out of his afro? I found him in your wife. At first I thought there was an echo coming out of there. Your wife is like an extradimensional space...squared or something.

I hate whitey. Snow is racist. I like the white women, though.

Your wife taught me about the hallway, too, Zeker

I aint dealing with a snow mob for a little bit of booze. Not where my priorities lie. We're at DEFCON STUPID at this point. I got beer.

She didn't teach me that one. Just "Hotdog Down the Hallway"

I shoulda bought booze. No way I am going out now, somebody in a mob will stab me over the last bottle of Jacquins.

Now yer just screwin' with me

Not on a day to day basis. But, when the chips are down, almost all of them.

That's a good idea. I should have picked up a bottle of booze today. Ah, screw it. I'm ready.

"FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ" I had no idea what this meant and actually thought it was going to be about a cease and desist order against somebody with an afro or about the Big Foot Research Organization ("BigFRO") bfro.net

I like garage doors. Can I get in on this?

Looks like we might get blasted.

What happens if you get Glock Leg and Serpa Leg at the same time?

Maybe he likes scenic overlooks.

It was the rallying cry. It was also bogus. We didn't want representation, and Franklin was told not to accept it. We wanted a lot of really pissed off people.

Got roofies? OK, I'll stop now.

You better be careful with that! Straight to and from plastered, no deviations allowed. That stuff can get you serious trouble!

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I just opened this to say, "Why is this thread still a thing?" But lay off my Ray Ray. Separate issue.

Does his fiance know he's a fagula? Anyway, bring some salt and put it on the roe and leave them in the sun for a day or put them near the camp fire. You will catch crazy trout if you want to bait. Nothing like the bottled crap. And...well, you know, watch your doorhandles and your butthole around the 'no strippers' bachelor.

They'll take references from Russia and they'll like it. What's on their website or some idiot tells you on the phone and what the law is are two different things. Guess what? They tend to follow the law. Except for some northerners that won't issue to non-residents because New Yorkers are A-holes.

He's gonna be a Skook

I prefer a Franzia Chillable Red in a mid February vintage. One of my relatives has married two oriental women. And dated several. One wife was mail order. His name is, "Joey." My uncle broke out some wine at a wedding. He was asked what it was and he responded, "Yellow Tail." You gotta be kidding me. This is like a watermelon hanging in the air and I got a baseball bat. "That's what Joey likes " with that big shit eating grin. It actually took a few seconds for it to catch but turned into a table of people laughing so hard they came close to puking Last time I saw his first mail order wife was when my mom spotted her on the side of a milk carton. I'm serious.

They can't hold out forever in the climate of recent decades. I've always said, the only thing standing between Jersey and carry is that people in Jersey don't understand that carry is normal and whenever they leave the state they are surrounded by guns. That is slowly changing. Then again, there is always the possibility the climate will change as well. They have had control of our kids for several years now, so we must fight their bullshit and brainwashing, and put them out of business.