Displaced Texan

What appears to be wreckage from a Death Star looks very intriguing.

Episode IX teaser is here. This one damn well better be good, after the Ep VIII abortion.

You’d probably have a crappy day...

Malice, if you don’t want to bring food, we can always use paper plates, plastic utensils......

If it’s a smaller one, I can fit it on my smoker.

Mmmmmmm...brisket tacos....should I bring tortillas and make pico de gallo?

You can also take CERT classes. They teach first aid, and a lot of other useful skill sets. And, it’s free. Federal program operated by your local emergency management office.

We look forward to meeting y’all!!

@Bighungry618 Where you at? You coming to this shindig? @Downtownv if I recall correctly, you’re in the neighborhood....we wouldn’t be mad at ya if you joined us, and brought some fried chicken with ya!!

LMAO!! Nah, she thought you were a piece of work, in a good way! Bring that bacon wrapped asparagus...that counted as a vegetable!!

I THINK we are L79...I’ll have to ask the boss lady when she gets home. Confirmed, we are in L79.

We got a lodge, but the Zekes have a campsite. Campground is pretty good. Keep the consumption of libations low key, but it seemed to be a good crowd. Find out where the Zekes are and try to get s site nearby. They are right next to our lodge.

@GRIZ You coming?? Mrs Tex asked me if you were!

Permission slips, stunt doubles, whatever it takes, Voyager!! Be there!

Your grilled Hawaiian meatloaf was purty damn good!! @voyager9 I’m beginning to think he’s like Sasquatch...merely a strange legend.

Ah, I see....you were talking smack about a chili cook off, but you ain’t gonna belly up to the bar....

Mrs Tex is anxiously awaiting your potato salad! You bringing ‘chili’, or that beer cheese soup?? Where is ole Big Hungry?? What’s he gonna bring?

Don’t let my chili stop you...bring it! Besides, if yours has beans in it, it doesn’t REALLY count as chili. That’s beef and bean stew...

Mrs Tex and I are IN! Bring my world famous (ok...not quite WORLD famous, but close) BBQ brisket, and award winning chili.

More importantly, what does this mean for us?

After his Kavanaugh performance, it does seem that Lindsay’s testicles have descended. Let’s hope he follows through and sticks his newfound manhood in Comey’s ass.

Y’all have fun. Wish I could join you, but I have to get ready for a business trip.

What, are you Betty Crocker, and bake your pistols into a cake? Why would you need to pass an ‘oven test’? just sayen