Displaced Texan

Tex bought a Mega. A forged lower receiver. Should have it next week.

Tex bought a lower. Met Zeke and his lovely wife. Very nice people.

I'm crying here!!

Bahahahahaha!!!

The Great Santini was an awesome movie!!

Patrick. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0078067/

Taps!! I liked that movie!! Hutton was just a puppy then! Recently saw Body Double on some late late late show when I couldn't sleep while I was traveling.

I'll be there, but I doubt Mrs. DT will be attending.

Here kitty kitty!!! I've seen many bobcats, and had a few close encounters with them out on the ranch, but I have never seen one in NJ. They are very cool animals, although I wouldn't be thrilled with one walking INTO my house.

I nearly peed my pants reading that. Awesome, and SO truthful!!!

That's pretty awesome!

Where do you FIND a teenager to cut grass (or shovel snow) these days?? In my 17 years in NJ, I have not ONCE had a kid offer to cut my grass or shovel my snow. Maybe its my big mean redneck personality...... Oh, and to add to the thread, I use a Husqvarna commercial gas string trimmer. Not that I have a huge yard, but the commercial grade stuff gets better engines and components.

Zeke says 7/14 Chesterfield Inn

Lmao

What are you on about now??

Mrs. DT shouldn't go either. She has a long list....lol

I look forward to the airing of the grievances part of Festivus.

Did Zeke give you a birthday spanking yet?

Shouldn't be an issue...I'll be there. Where do I get my campaign button??

Happy birthday Ray Ray!!

Looking forward to 7/14!

Like my dad always used to tell me... Your eyes may shine, and your teeth may glitter, but you can't bullshit an old bullshitter...

Bahahahaha!!! How is your hubby supposed to gain our support, if he's not buying alcohol? His charm and good looks?? Just sayen... Lmao!!

Really??!! My wife is an LP, and she has 7 toes!

You too, Mrs Peel??!!!! I KNEW I liked you for a reason!! Hear that, Zeeker? You got drinks to buy for the 9 finger club if you want our vote!