NicePants

"Be smart about it, travel in packs..." Hell, even if a group of friends and I were traveling together most of us would be carrying.

What?

And now someone will post the pic of glenn shooting lightning from his hands in 3... 2... 1...

Me want!

Must resist... urge... to... troll!

Aye, but one day we shall once again bask in the glory of the light of freedom, gentlemen. Happy birthday, Bill of Rights. Here's to another 200 years!

Typical NYPD cop:

Words are insufficient to describe the feelings I have towards Bloomberg. Suffice it to say, the ones I do think of aren't very family friendly.

Holy crap that's the hardest I've laughed all week.

Just started listening recently myself. You guys rock!

Looks like a cool little gun. I'd wait till the reviews come back before buying one, but it looks solid.

And next year's new requirements: 1. Pay stub for proof of employment 2. Copy of house key for proof of residence 3. Passport 4. 5 additional references for proof of character 5. DNA sample 6. Urine sample 7. Stool sample 8. List of every firearm you own 9. Copy of bill from internet provider 10. List of every website you have ever been on 11. Lie detector test 12. Another stool sample 13. An explainable reason as to why you would want/need a firearm 15. An explainable reason as to why there is no number 14 16. A spent cartridge fired from every firearm you own 17. A photoshopped pic of you licking Lautenberg's a** 18. An affidavit from the AG explaining why you should be allowed a firearm 19. A receipt from where you last purchased motor oil 20. An affidavit from that store explaining why you need/want motor oil 21. A picture of you proving you are able to do a handstand 22. A box of tissues for the next time Lautenmummy and Dow get together for their weekly baw sessions 23. 45% gratuity for the poor soul who has to process all of this crap 24. A Garth Brooks CD

Ray's just picky. I, on the other hand, found a good number of those ladies physically appealing.

I might be the exception to the rule, but, I only tasted alcohol about twice before I was legal and I hated the taste so I stopped after about one sip. I've never gotten drunk in my life, but I have drank quite a few times since turning 21. I just never understood the whole "Herpderp let's drink until we black out and start pissing on everything! LOLOLOL." To me it always seemed like a bunch of idiots who had nothing better to do with their time besides spend it drinking until they were completely screwed up and then spend the rest of their time puking it all out or passed out wherever they fell. Don't get me wrong, I've learned to enjoy a good beer with friends and I do like some whiskey from time to time, but I find drinking to the point where you are drunk to be absolutely idiotic.

Sounds like where they are in The Walking Dead right now. Just make sure not to fill your barn with zombies.

If only. Great vid, it was actually objective AND from CBS.

The one thing I dislike about all these major event BoBs and emergency kits is that they never list firearms or ammunition. Granted, not every emergency is going to be big enough to warrant bringing a gun or two, but everytime I see one listed for a major disaster, they never list firearms. Even that zombie apocalypse one (I believe it was from the CDC) didn't list guns, and that's the first thing people will be reaching for. You think the liberals are gun grabbers now? Wait until the dead walk the earth!

Oh god. Now if I'm ever asked to put down a reason on a form I'm going to be horribly tempted to write "zombies".

That was f'ing awesome.

Man, some of the comments in that link just make me want to floss my brain with a steak knife.

I'm another right hand/left eye dude. It's a pain, but if I'm shooting a long gun (particularly something with a scope), I'll just tape over the left eye with something and use my right that way. Otherwise I shoot left eye/righty.

For all the people suggesting viruses are completely debilitating on PCs and a mac will trump it on this, it may be true that there are fewer viruses for Apple's operating systems, but with a proper program, you can block all spyware and viruses. The computer I'm using I built for about $750 four years ago. I have yet to catch any sort of spyware/viruses. It just all depends on what programs you have guarding your computer and how smart you are when looking stuff up on the internet. A little common sense can negate the benefits of having a "virus-free" mac. A good anti-spyware/anti-viral program (NOT Norton, that program gets the crap beaten out of it by free programs out there) and you'll be golden.

I wouldn't completely rule PCs out. For the fraction of the cost of a mac, you could build a PC that is equal or better to a mac. If you're set on a laptop, I wouldn't fall into the whole "Apple is best " trap either. I find that most of the praise they get comes from people who barely know computers, or from the massive amount of advertising in the media. They're decent computers, but again, they're overpriced to hell and for what you want, you could get something that runs flawlessly and does everything you wanted to for a hell of a lot cheaper. If you're dead set on a laptop, I'd look into something by HP. I'd steer clear of Dell though.