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You know Bob, I think your local PD's entire permit department must staffed just to take care of your permits.

Really? I'll have to look for them. It was brand new for me today. I spent the whole five minutes laughing with this woman and it's not even Beer Thirty yet!

Sit down, strap yourself in if necessary, and listen to the story of Brenda's Beaver Needs A Barber:

So let's embellish that profile a little. Underline mine. "Just know a couple of things: 1.) I report threats to law enforcement and have had committed law enforcement support for many years now. 2.) I have tenure. Rutgers won’t be firing me for tweets. That is all.."

I can't see it natively in either Chrome or Edge. But in Chrome I could open the image in a new tab. It's in .png format, and I don't know if this BB software supports it. Go here for the story. She's got a foul online mouth too. And for the record, this is not funny. Your tax dollars at work.

Lots of T&A on this page and a place for the video, but no video. I tried a couple different browsers. The original video link is this one. Also, check the tags on the right hand side for more DVIDS related videos.

You forgot '/SarcOff/'.

FYI Andrew Branca has a blog with text and video case reviews on self defense.

"GET OUT!" If they don't move fast enough, it's on them, not you.

I second The Law Of Self Defense! It's in the third edition. My companion book for that is Massad Ayoob; Deadly Force - Understanding Your Right To Self-Defense Ayoob discusses a number of trials including George Zimmerman to present how the legal system actually works. And last but not least You Have The Right To Remain Innocent by James Duane. Possibly the most valuable $5 you will ever spend. He also talks about this subject on YouTube. (And he's faster than a TV talking head.) When I introduce anyone to firearms and they tell me they intend to use them for self defense I recommend this trilogy. What happens to you at a trial can be much worse than what happens during a shooting.

Well if I have nothing better to do maybe I'll take the CICS Tutorial. There's a lot of buzzwords I'd almost mentally erased. The last company I worked for directly in the 90's wanted to replace their mainframe based customer service system. It was supposed to be a 'client/server system based on Unix, Oracle and OO language capability'. After the contract was signed... The vendor: "We can't guarantee the C/S system will work." Bwuhahahaha! It ended up as legacy RPG on an AS400 with a DB2 backend. Definitely ready for the turn of the millennium!

Somewhat late, but still relevant.

Oh yeah.

An Important Hebrew Lesson: Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least 3,000 years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The president of the society pointed to first drawing and said: "This is a woman. We can see these people held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey, so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that during a famine, they seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews." The audience applauded enthusiastically. Then an old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said: "Idiots... Hebrew is read from right to left... It says: 'Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that chick."

That's what I said in summer 2012. Although Flit Romney is no Donald Trump.

If you bought a thousand round case of this for $200, you hit the jackpot. That's 75% off!

I placed an order at TSUSA for identical product on February 21, and then again on April 22. Aside from the huge shipping delay the price went up 13.1% Looking at the timing of the (hopefully) 'end' of the virus peak, but given that we're heading into an uncertain November election I don't see this shortage getting any better. The closer we get to the election those who don't think they have enough, or those who hoard, will keep buying up what's out there. And if somehow Biden (or his replacement) gets elected all bets are off. The gun market will evaporate as well.

I was browsing around this afternoon trying to locate some ammo for a friend when I came across this page at AmmoSeek.com. It sounds worse than I even thought. What I saw this afternoon (or should I say didn't see) seems to bear that out. Also, I noticed AmmoSeek has redesigned their website. Seems to work pretty well. I used to use it all the time before the low price glut hit about what, two-three years ago? But when the glut was on no searching around was really necessary.

Stress Management In case you are having a rough day, here's a stress management technique that has been recommended in all the latest psychological journals. The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater. See, it worked. You're smiling. You feel better already.

Over one million kegs of draft beer could go to waste! I have personally volunteered all my available isolation time to prevent this from happening. I'm now busy lining up my PPE.

"The rule here is total silence. We make no pretence of rehabilitation here. We're not priests, we're processors. A meat packer processes live animals into edible meat. We process dangerous men into harmless ones. This we accomplish by breaking you. Breaking you physically, spiritually and here. Strange things happen to the head here. Put all hope out of your mind, and masturbate as little as possible. It drains the strength." The Warden at Reclusion, Papillon

Replace those two spritzers with a keg of Yuengling and I'm good to go.

A friend of mine constantly sends me animal videos. Lots of cute or funny ones. Cat videos of course. OK, I get it... Animals are great! But this one really caught me. It's an hawk's eye view of a 2,000+ foot drop while the hawk tries to locate his handler in the middle of an urban sprawl. This video is from start to finish with the actual flight portion edited. The linked video at the bottom is the unedited flight portion. Watch how when he finally spots his handler it's a nose dive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um8M9azpmb4