Handyman

Better watch it, I think he has a crush on you.

You might want to stick this over in the rifle section - might get more traffic.

The last one was upset because.... people were nice to her.

Pro tip: don't hire the Irish guys that drive around in rented UHaul vans looking for business.

Always bet on the Vatican assassin warlock. Always. Winning! Duh!

It didn't get to him but you blame him?

Let us know which trauma unit to send the flowers to.

Great idea. When I transport my guns over to a friend to store for me, who gets arrested? Me for taking firearms to an unauthorized location or him for possession of firearms he doesn't own? Probably both of us, right?

This is why I have always allowed the Lord to take care of watering my lawn.

PeteF wins the internet today.

Seriously. Imagine if hollow point bullet manufacturers imprinted "Low Penetration Safety Bullets" on their packaging. Hell, they should even trademark some ridiculous fancy name for the technology ("Penetrex"). Now imagine taking this box to the average low-information NJ legislator and explaining the penetration differences between a safety bullet and a FMJ. They'd be legal inside of a year. @Mrs. Peel is a PR guru. Save us, Peel! Only downside is the morons would outlaw FMJ.

We need to stop calling these "hollow point" bullets and start calling them "safety bullets." If someone is doing shooting in your neighborhood, what do you want them shooting? Regular, old fashioned bullets that go through people and walls and hit other people? Or safety bullets that hit something and stop? We have to take over the language like lefties do.

Putin and Hillary? The real collusion.

Frigging waste of nitromethane.

The guy still has his pants on? I mean, enough with the foreplay.

LOL you should talk to the dude 4 threads below this. He has a car he can't get rid of. Might have a body in the trunk, though.

Frigging waste of gasoline.

Meh, women drivers...

Where is this requirement coming from? The town? The state police?

Forklift it onto the side of a public thoroughfare late some evening. The municipality will take care of it.

Call the Kars for Kids guys - they'll come and take it.

At a minimum, you'd have to shoot off a rest/sandbag for starters. And ? account for barrel warming as you shoot more ammo.