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Mark's a (mostly) intelligent guy, and you have to respect his accomplishments. But what in the hell qualifies him as an expert on gun policy? His astronaut training? Or does having your wife shot make you an expert on creating gun policy? I know that sounds cold, but seriously WTF? This was not a well thought out analysis or even a worthy debate. Having Kelly and Gabby up so early made this into an emotional shitshow.

If they published my name and my house was broken into, it would be Molotov cocktail time.

I'd wager a good percentage of them find their way to politicians and others on the public teat.

If you have a valid FID, don't do anything. You are set.

Pretty much the hallmark of all government employees.

That is a worse form letter than the prick Menendez sends out. Doesn't even metion the issue at hand.

Sheesh. If you are not driving a manual transmission, you should probably handcuff yourself too, just to be safe.

Hmm... don't most normal places have the townhall meetings BEFORE they pass the law? Time to fix bayonets...

I'm sorry - is it "only" $50 an hour? To sit in a climate controlled car? If so, I know a guy on an oil rig I would wager would trade with you...

Hmmm.... the cops in this story claim that they will try to identify stolen guns and return them to their rightful owners. Can we expect the same courtesy in NJ?

Somehow I think a lot of us might not care what the State of NJ thinks much longer.

Thank Heaven we have them to protect us around construction scenes. For $100 an hour...

Best one ever!

My Grandfather Had More Rights Than I Do. Should My Grandchildren Have Even Less?

It's not hard to get around. I have a bunch of Facebook accounts. The offical clean one for people who care, and the one where I note my real beliefs.

I heard vacuum cleaner containers can be quite filling.

Welcome to the zombie apocalypse! Moral of the story: next time you hear a noise on the roof, stay in bed.

Q: What do you do if you see dogs mauling a NJ legislator? A: Try to find more dogs.

Don't pick on the poor carnies. I'm sure there are congressmen that could make this look tame. Looks like Menendez is a contender.

This is awesome on so many levels it defies description. And best of all, a firearm is involved so it is on-topic. The way I see it, the poor lady has two immediate needs: 1. More range time 2. A visit from Stanley Steamer Gregory Matthew Bruni, Naked Intruder, Pooped And Masturbated In Tony Lands' Florida Home: Cops In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators -- but rarely is one man the total package. When Tony and LaDonna Land discovered naked carnival worker Gregory Matthew Bruni on their roof, the night had just begun. Bruni, 21, allegedly assaulted Tony Land, trashed the couple's North Fort Myers Home, and then defecated and masturbated inside the house, WTSP reports. The Lands told police they were in their bedroom at around 7 p.m. Monday when they heard a noise that sounded like thunder, according to Fox 4 Now. Tony went outside and says he saw Bruni on top of the roof, completely naked. Bruni allegedly jumped down on top of Land, ABC 7 reported, then knocked him over by hitting him in the shoulder. The Lands say Bruni ran into the house, pulled a big-screen TV off the wall, and spilled the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. Around this time, LaDonna grabbed a gun and began firing at the nude intruder. She missed, and the couple called 911. "I don't know who the hell he is -- he's naked and he ran into my damn house," Tony can be heard saying on the recording. The Lands told authorities that after shots were fired, Bruni began whacking the mole in their living room before heading into their son's bedroom to rub some clothing on his face. When deputies arrived, they attempted to control Bruni, who they say was wildly flailing around and speaking nonsensically. They also discovered that Bruni had defecated on the floor in two spots within the home. At some point during the ruckus, investigators say, Bruni sucked up the contents of the vacuum, then spit it back out. Bruni was taken into custody and transported to a hospital for evaluation, where doctors reportedly told deputies they planned to conduct tests to determine "what Bruni was on." Bruni has been charged with criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary and resisting arrest without violence. Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni: Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof. Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder. Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor. Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land. Masturbated in the living room. Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room. Defecated on the floor in two places. Drank the contents of the vacuum.

Barry Soetoro's goons probably already uploaded your inventory to their database, tracked your house by your IP number, and are getting ready to poop on your porch.

Scumbag. World class depraved scumbag. And probably admired by all his lib buddies for being one.

Biden is a moron. Hopefully he drinks himself into the grave soon, along with Cryan.

I think she is allowing a blunderbuss because she remembers hunting with one when she was a child back in 1872.