Everything posted by silverado427
- Daily humor thread
- Daily humor thread
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Cell phone do not call list
Hey guys pass this on to your friends It really works Cell Phone Numbers Go Public this month. Cell phone numbers will now be assessable to telemarketing companies and the sales calls will begin. These calls will affect your minutes and therefore, you or your kids, etc could be charged for these unwanted telemarketing calls. To prevent this, call the following number from your cell phone: 888-382-1222. It is the National DO NOT CALL Registry; it will only take a minute of your time.. It blocks your number for five (5) years. You must call from the cell phone number you want to have blocked. You cannot call from a different phone number. HELP OTHERS BY PASSING THIS ON. It takes about 20 seconds. https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx
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Has anybody watched the movie the divide
Not one person had a bug out bag, I give it a thumbs up It shows how non like minded can farg things up, at least mic was a prepper
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National guard taking Camden
They need the m 249 saw for backup
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Has anybody watched the movie the divide
I'm getting ready to watch it . Its a apocalyptic thriller.
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Post Your Tactical Shotgun Pics
Sweet , What size barrel is that 20"
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National guard taking Camden
Its time to stop throwing money down these rat hole's, its time to start putting commercial chippers in the center of each sheet hole town, and start throwing the useless members of society in it. THERE IS NO DETERRENCE TO CRIME , THE CRIMINALS JUST DON'T G A F. This may sound a little drastic to some, But its just my opinion !
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National guard taking Camden
+1
- Daily humor thread
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Kill those zombies!
That's a great game
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Kill those zombies!
try this endless zombie rampage. go to the survival mode and get the street sweeper http://www.crazymonk...ie-Rampage.html TrY the GAU 8
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How's this for a flashlight
Use it for walking the dog, and taking out the trash ... Magpul
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Car accident from dash cam
+1
- North Korea
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Sen Menendez: Straight from the Horses A**......
+1
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INSPIRED BICYCLE BY DANNY MACASKILL
This kid definitely has some skills . I'm sure he gave his parents a heart attack when he was younger.
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Has Political Correctness gone too far?
The liberals are turning this country into a bowl of jello.
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Daily humor thread
rated R Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple, really,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.' And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in.' 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says. And in they go. Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom.. 'She's got a great body,' he thinks. So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way right there on the dinner table. After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming. But still, Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket... Suddenly the father shouted.... 'I'll do the friggin dishes!!! [/indent] [/indent] [/indent] [/indent] [/indent] [/indent] [/indent] [/indent]
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Daily humor thread
THE 5 ANSWERS WE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR A:It's Braille for 'suck here'. Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS? A:It's the same as a French kiss, but 'downunder.' Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS? A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN? A:Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them. Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING? A:Because they don't have any balls to scratch... BONUS QUESTIONS & ANSWERS Q: What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment? A:Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose. Nominated as the world's best short joke A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied. [/indent][/indent][/indent]
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INSPIRED BICYCLE BY DANNY MACASKILL
this kid is great , even the soundtrack is cool its a year or two old but still great enjoy...
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I have one Question ? when the zombie apocalycse SHTF
Whats going to help you get your game face ON , what sound track is going to do it for you, WHile your racking the slide of your pump ... My theme is ac/dc thunderstruck.... followed buy WHO MADE WHO... I'LL BE READY TO ROCK AND ROLL I spelled apocalypse wrong I forgot this one OH YEAH when it gets really bad I'm going to turn to uncle ted STRANGLEHOLD