Everything posted by Stonecoldchavez
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Daily humor thread
A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker’s door. A big hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. “She proclaims, “I want to join your club.” The guy was amused, but explains that she needs to meet certain criteria biker requirements in order to join the club. The biker asks, “Do you have a motorcycle?” The little old lady replies, “Yep, my bike’s parked over there,” and pointed to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, “Do you drink?” The little old lady replies, “Yep, drink like a fish…beer mostly, whiskey when I’m shooting pool. I’ll drink everyone in your club under the table.” The biker is surprised but then asks, “Do you smoke?” The little old lady replies, “Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day, and cigars when I’m drinking whiskey and shooting pool.” The biker is very impressed and asks, “Last question, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz…?” The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, “Nope, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times……”
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Mrs z is gone for 10 days
Greenbrier is next weekend.....
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A2938, Please Immediately Tell Assembly Members to Vote No 3/23/17
I wrote. Ronald Dancer gave me a canned response that he was not going to support this bill. S.
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What the f*** is this shit? - "See a Doctor, Lose your Guns." A2938
This state does not have enough money or the numbers to properly fight. We need BIG money and people to fight. The NRA will not help us; they need NJ to be the "poster child" for their fund raising campaigns. Sadly, we have neither. We are fighting uphill against the liberal, anti-gun, majority in this state. From the soccer moms to the minorities that do not have the ability to protect themselves because of the politicians in this state. The liberal, Democratic mantra is to make everyone a victim and dependent on government for their "protection". I have argued till I am blue in the face with women and anti-gun people I know about the anti-gun laws in this state. They have no clue, nor do they care about their rights to protect themselves and their families. "That's what the police are for" is what I often hear. Or "guns are dangerous and no one should be allowed to have them except the police or military". You simply cannot change that mindset, even with facts. I saw it first hand when I was at the Tom MacArthur Town Hall meeting a few weeks ago in Waretown. Just listening to the mom's demand action shrills spout off, without having any clue as to how NJ guns laws work.
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New Jersey passes bill that requires mandatory spay/neuter on all dogs/cats over 8 weeks
I think this a Lesniak supported bill. I received some BS announcement on FB about it from him (and I am not even a subscriber to his page). A) All dogs/cats should be microchipped. If you care about your pet it is the smart and right thing to do. B) My vet said not to have my GSD neutered until he was at least a year old. C) Many bark-parks do not allow un-neutered dogs at them. A couple of years ago some d-bag lady had her un-neutered labradoodle in the bark park and he attacked my GSD. I should have let my GSD rip him to shreds but I do have a heart.....Then she gave me shit about the dog fight. I want to bitch-slap her.
- New Jersey passes bill that requires mandatory spay/neuter on all dogs/cats over 8 weeks
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Umm, snow on Friday?
Ahahh! What other job can you always be wrong at and never get fired? If I were to come back, why wouldn't I want to be a hot weather chick? Just sayin'.
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Umm, snow on Friday?
Where is my blizzard? I want my blizzard. PS: I am coming back as a weather person in my next life. Preferably a hot one.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
If one of you has the FRO against the other, someone is a prohibited person.
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Christie trying to improve gun carry regs (from the Record)
Newtonian- I agree with you. The NRA bailed on him and saw the Trump ticket as the winning horse. Once Trump started rolling over people, Christie was finished.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
Some FYI...... The Temporary Restraining Order (TRO) lasts until a subsequent court order extends or dissolves the order, or replaces the order with a Final Restraining Order (FRO). There is no time limit on FROs in New Jersey. If you already have a Domestic Violence Final Restraining Order (FRO) and want to return to court to modify or change your restraining order you must file a motion or affidavit requesting modification with the Domestic Violence Unit.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
Have any proof? Than go down to your local PD to file for a TRO.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
Haha. I know how the system works. Family Court is always against men. You are always assumed to be guilty and have to prove you are innocent. Men always get the shaft in divorce court in the PRNJ too. DV charges are tough. Like I mentioned before, it is not always what the man says, but how the woman FEELS about what is said to her. If she feels threatened and there are emails, texts, voicemails, etc. My advice to men is do NOT leave a voicemail, text or email threatening the ex. It will always come back to bite you in the ass in the courtroom. Conversely, there are plenty of women out there who lie about being assaulted, threatened, etc. With no proof, the TRO usually gets thrown out.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
You don't have to "threaten harm" to have the FRO against you. If she FEELS threatened by it is what they go by. By you not showing up for the hearing, they granted the FRO, even though you could have explained your side. That was not a smart move on your part. If you would have showed up for the FRO hearing....and explained it to the judge like you just did to me, you might not be in the situation you are in. It sucks brother. Now you have to get a lawyer to fight it.
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Gun shop etiquette
From that video, why is ANY handgun in a display case loaded? 1) There should be no live ammo near the guns on display. 2) Granny should have cleared it before handing it over to anyone, and 3) the LEO should have checked and realized a live round went into battery, let alone, pull the trigger. I am just shocked the person to his left was not hit with anything. S.
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Christie trying to improve gun carry regs (from the Record)
It is smoke and mirrors by Christie. Without it being law......poof......it will be rescinded with the next governor. Shit, it would take the SP 10 months or more to get up to speed to finish background checks and try to figure out a way to issue CCW permits. IF Christie really wanted to do something, it should have been done to years ago when it was hot.
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Christie trying to improve gun carry regs (from the Record)
Because they are RINO's and have no balls. They are "Dem Lights" in the PRNJ.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
Same thing to you. In order to go from a TRO to an FRO, she must provide the judge with something against you. Did you send her nasty texts or emails? Threaten her over the phone? She had to have something to convince a judge to grant her the FRO.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
That sounds odd. In order to go from a TRO to an FRO, she must provide the judge with something against you. Did you send her nasty texts or emails? Threaten her over the phone? She had to have something to convince to grant her the FRO.
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FRO Final Restraint Order in NJ
They are correct. Even if the ex drops the restraining order against you, it still shows up for life that you had a FRO against you. Welcome to NJ!
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Blue line meet up? Pm HE. If you haven't pm'd HE you should do it, do it often
Good time last night. Nice to place some faces with the online names. Griz is the man. Very knowledgable and great story teller.
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Blue line meet up? Pm HE. If you haven't pm'd HE you should do it, do it often
See you hooligans in a little bit. S.
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Blue line meet up? Pm HE. If you haven't pm'd HE you should do it, do it often
Zeke- I will be there. I know the bar and the crowd. Been going there for 25 years.
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Umm, snow on Friday?
I want some snow this winter. My 4x4 demands it.
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Blue line meet up? Pm HE. If you haven't pm'd HE you should do it, do it often
They won't know that.... I will have my black Ruger hat on. Or a Larue Tactical hat.