Scorpio64

That is EMPHATICALLY not my argument. That is your very poorly cobbled together projections and a non sequitur. Are you sure you are healthy? Absolutely positive, like you have an Abbott ID-NOW machine on your kitchen counter with a fridge fully stocked with reagents, assuming you know how to run an assay. Can your smarmy selfish ass be 100% sure that you are not or will not become an asymptomatic carrier wandering around spreading this disease? If you answer yes, we will ALL know what kind of man you are.

Ah, okay. I finally get where you are coming from. You would have the peanut allergy kid isolated just so you can enjoy the tremendous god given, constitutionally protected right to eat a fucking sandwich.

I have that shirt in yellow. Sometimes I wear it to work over a long sleeve jersey.

It is exactly like the legendary test of mettle, invented by Star Trek. :/ There is no win or lose with this virus. It's not an NBA game where the team with the highest score at the end wins. Wins in this game are lives saved. How many lives saved is up to how America responds. I have to say we are doing better than I thought, and I am truly elated over that. I'm just gonna go ahead and say this. Any American who refuses to take a very minimally invasive proactive measure to help save other Americans is an asshole. Fucking crybabies. Wearing a mask and sanitizing your hands WILL save lives, possibly even YOUR OWN. Every life saved is a win for the team, Team USA. Be a team player. All the other shit, travel restrictions etc. Hell yes, there's abuses of power going on. Thankfully, it is rare around the nation. NJ may have learned how to lick boot and say thank you after, but most of America won't cotton to half of what we put up with in NJ. Don't go looking for brownshirts taking over America, they aren't coming. If anything real funky goes down during this outbreak, you can bet your ass SCOTUS is gonna be super duper busy. It will all get sorted out. Make America Well Again

Kobayashi Maru

Since you have a little more time to finalize things, I'd like to recommend you go visit Salomon's Shooter Supply in Farmingdale and talk to Gene. If you plan on buying anything, bring cash. Gene loves to talk about reloading and his prices are very good. Do it on a Sunday, he opens at 1. I usually shoot a couple rounds before I go into the shop, but I think the trap range is closed. Have not been there in a while. A couple rounds of regulation trap is worth the ride itself, very friendly group of regulars there, but getting to talk to Gene about reloading is about as good as you can get. You won't regret going there.

During the "Arab Spring" in Libya, I saw video of [rebel] children reloading 50BMG on a sidewalk with a block of wood, a screw driver and a hammer. Can't get less JPL than that.

You forgot something important.

OMG!!! That means... it means... Zeke is a pineapple!

I do not trust that figure. I don't know how much bigger the actual number is, but you can bet your booty it is at least 2x to 5x greater.

You are a silly wabbit. First you say you don't care, then go on to support all of the things that represent America's prestige. Strong military, strong economy, American's not on their knees.

The whole point of wearing a mask is to reduce risk. We all like that, right? Seriously, what's the big deal? Are you so handsome that covering your face to protect others would be a crime? Yanno, in a small way, all this mask wearing is actually making our society stronger, cohesive. The mask wearers are unknowingly engaging in a period of social bonding. It's the same deal as wearing bandannas, it's a uniform object that represents a group with a common interest. If Maks wasn't so stingy with photo storage, I'd show you my mask. Its got an American flag on it. USA USA USA We are going to survive the shit out of this Chinese bat stew flu. America's prestige as a global leader is at stake. If we don't have the lowest death rate, it will be an embarrassment. The world will question our status as a nation of people able to get shit done.

HEY! Leave me out of your rationalizations.

Nice try. Long live Taylor Pork Roll.

From an anonymous UPS delivery driver...The 5 types of customers since the “rona”: 1) Steve: He has been waiting for this moment his whole life. He has been drinking boilermakers since 10:00 am in his recliner and his AR is within arms reach. He has 6 months provisions in the basement and a bug out bag due west buried in the woods. Steve demands a handshake as I give him his package. He’s sizing me up as I deliver his ammo. Steve will survive this, and he will kill you if he needs to. 2) Brad: He is standing at his window wearing skinny jeans and a Patagonia t-shirt. He is mad because there were no organic tomatoes at Whole Foods today. He points at the ground where he has taped a 6 ft no go zone line from his porch. I leave his case of Fuji water, organic granola bites, and his new “Bernie Bro” hat at the tape. Brad will not survive. Steve will probably eat him. 3) Nancy: She has sprayed everything with Thieves oil. Bought all the Clorox wipes, hand sanitizer, toilet paper, meat, and bread from the local grocery chain. She has quarantined her kids and sprays them with a mixture of thieves, lavender, & mint essential oils daily. She has posted every link known to man about “The Rona” on her social media. She will spray you if you break the 6 ft rule. I will leave her yet another case of toilet paper. She will last longer than Brad, but not Steve. 4) Karen: She has called everybody and read them the latest news on “The Rona”. She asked for the manager at Food Lion, Walmart, Publix, McDonalds, Chi-Fil-A, and Vons all before noon demanding more toilet paper. Karen’s kids are currently faking “The Rona” to avoid her. I’m delivering “Hello kitchen” to her. Karen will not survive longer than Brad. 5) Mary: Is sitting in the swing watching her kids have a water balloon fight in the front yard as she is on her fourth glass of wine. She went to the store and bought 2 cases of pop tarts, 6 boxes of cereal, 8 bags of pizza rolls, And a 6 roll pack of toilet paper. There is a playlist of Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, and Post Malone playing in the background. I’m bringing her second shipment of 15 bottles of wine in 3 days. Mary will survive and marry Steve. Together they will repopulate the earth. May God have mercy on us all.

Landscapers?

Occasionally 3 Very rarely 1 Have not tapped into 4.