Hey Walt; You are the Posting Police? This thread turned up in a web search. I know how old it was and decided to reply anyway in case some other person was researching this topic. You put a lot of effort into your admonishment... I suggest you take up a more productive hobby.
To the folks that advocate trapping and relocate squirrels;
WE DONT WANT YOUR SQUIRRELS!
You just give other people your problem and trained the squirrels to avoid 'have a heart' traps so now we can't get rid of them. If you don't have the nerve, get an exterminator. Relocating is selfish and inconsiderate.