Let me help get the thread back on topic.

 

What kind of pie are we having?

 

The one that Chad's wife (my girlfriend) is baking! Hopefully it's some Warm apple pie

This is going to be fun. How do pigeons taste? I've never eaten one before.

Matt,

 

I know we're having fun here, but I gotta tell you that if you keep making comments about Chad's lovely and pregnant wife he's gonna go all JDL on your gentile arse when we get together. Remember, we're the Old Testament type, and you ain't scoring any Mitzvahs, boy.

So what Ken is saying is Chad will show up with his hherev and leave the Moyel at home.

So what Ken is saying is Chad will show up with his hherev and leave the Moyel at home.

 

 

HAHAHA exactly Tim. But I figure since I'm going to be Chads buddy he can't atleast shoot me until AFTER our festivities so atleast I'll get one last day of fun in before I die.

You do remember Weekend at Bernies, he can just prop up your carcass against the support postand put a hat and glasses on a clipbourd in your hand and make it look like you are keeping score.

You do remember Weekend at Bernies, he can just prop up your carcass against the support postand put a hat and glasses on a clipbourd in your hand and make it look like you are keeping score.

 

Crap you do raise a good point. Hm ok, maybe I'll bring Chad and his wife the cake instead.....

 

Matt, my wife is baking your apple pie as we speak....she's already prego, so I had her take of her shoes so she is barefoot, I put some pink curlers in her hair to match her pink torn bathrobe, and gave her a cigg with a 2" ash hanging off the end of it. I know thats the kind of chicks you like, so I figgured I'd get her ready for you. She is expecting you around 6:00 for dinner, I think its spam and sloppy joes tonight. Unfortunately I will not be able to attend, it will just be the two of you, I will be cigar cutter and hand cream shopping. I'll make it next time.

 

Matt, my wife is baking your apple pie as we speak....she's already prego, so I had her take of her shoes so she is barefoot, I put some pink curlers in her hair to match her pink torn bathrobe, and gave her a cigg with a 2" ash hanging off the end of it. I know thats the kind of chicks you like, so I figgured I'd get her ready for you. She is expecting you around 6:00 for dinner, I think its spam and sloppy joes tonight. Unfortunately I will not be able to attend, it will just be the two of you, I will be cigar cutter and hand cream shopping. I'll make it next time.

 

HAHAHAH omg this was not wise to be reading at work, I am laughing my ass off uncontrollably. You know thats my kind of woman Chad, except your from the south so that picture fits you better than us guys up here in the North.

 

This thread is officially unhelpable. I'm gonna have to start a new official one I suppose when I get home

This thread is officially unhelpable. I'm gonna have to start a new official one I suppose when I get home

 

hey, dont blame me! I stayed away for a few days after it was tried to make serious...I'm innocent!

 

Good idea about starting a new thread....re-name this one to read, "Matthew, Making couples think twice before having kids"

 

Perhaps we should ask maks when he returns to create a new section just dedicated to you. Or better yet, a whole new site!!! MattTheUltimateBirthControl. com

I will be cigar cutter and hand cream shopping.

Too funny.

 

Rabbi Tuckman: Put a little ice on it. You'll be fine.

You do remember Weekend at Bernies, he can just prop up your carcass against the support postand put a hat and glasses on a clipbourd in your hand and make it look like you are keeping score.

 

 

Sorta like this.

Outstanding!!!

Oh man....thats great!!!! lmao

 

You didn't even have to photoshop his smile, he already has that same sh*t eatin' grin that bernie has!!!!

 

And look at those pud thumping hands!!! Did you photoshop those? they look sooooo soft and smooth!!!

You do remember Weekend at Bernies, he can just prop up your carcass against the support postand put a hat and glasses on a clipbourd in your hand and make it look like you are keeping score.

 

 

Sorta like this.

 

 

HAHAHA omg if this keeps up I'm totally going to get fired, oh wait, boss is away so I shall play, keep the jokes coming!

 

And chad its all your fault, you started the busting I think it's been so long I don't even remember.

 

I love this site, i get to come and get great gun advice, and get made fun of, and still laugh my butt off.

 

And yes Maks needs to designate a part of the site for me. I am a very powerful birthcontrol I tell ya!

great picture mal

 

Chad, spam and sloppy joes? I am eating at your house more often. For breakfast how about scrapple and kieshka?

Oh man....thats great!!!! lmao

 

You didn't even have to photoshop his smile, he already has that same sh*t eatin' grin that bernie has!!!!

 

And look at those pud thumping hands!!! Did you photoshop those? they look sooooo soft and smooth!!!

 

Oh man I just saw this post tonight, that's great, and no, those are soft hands prior to getting roughed up

great picture mal

 

Chad, spam and sloppy joes? I am eating at your house more often. For breakfast how about scrapple and kieshka?

 

 

My wife USED to eat that crap....scrapple...until I showed her the ingrediant list of that pork slop. Nasty.

I think I changed my mind about going. I might get shot as an innocent bystander with all this scuttlebutt about prego wives and pies and jewish food.

 

Please, please, PLEASE, can we sort of get back on subject? I know, I'm just as at fault as anyone else for derailing the thread, but this is getting tiresome even for me.

OK, no more straying or picking on Matt. He seems to be the catalyst for thread derailment.

 

So, what is everyone bringing to shoot? I am also bringing a 45 for Matt so I will probably get there earlier so he can shoot it.

Unless my financial position changes.....

 

I will have to borrow other people's stuff :oops:

OK, no more straying or picking on Matt. He seems to be the catalyst for thread derailment.

 

So, what is everyone bringing to shoot? I am also bringing a 45 for Matt so I will probably get there earlier so he can shoot it.

 

YES YES it seems this shoot out is going to be a LOOOONG day for me.

 

I hope to get to shoot Tim's 1911

 

I am going to be bringing my Rem 700 for the FIRST time so I'll be scoping that in hopefully.

Along with the .22 for some fun plinking

And of course the shotty as well.

 

And I'll probably bring a cot so I can take a nap in the middle of all the festivities.

 

I'll start another thread tonight for a WHOSE going thread.

 

And don't worry Troy, your more than welcome to shoot my shotty all day if you want!

Troy,

 

No worries, man. Godzilla will be at your disposal. And I'll probably bring Jordan's 500, and the handguns, and the .22. Maybe the Taurus will be back by then.

I appreciate it guys....

 

What kind of ammo should I bring for the shotguns?..... I insist

I appreciate it guys....

 

What kind of ammo should I bring for the shotguns?..... I insist

 

12ga 2 3/4in(1 or 1&1/8 ounce shot) #7 1/2 or #8 light target loads. You can usually get a box of 25 for 6-7 bucks. I buy the value 100 packs for $23.99 whenever I see them at the gun stores. I use Estate and Federal. Just buy the cheapest. Everyone has pumps so there's no issue on cycling.

 

I almost always go through at least 75 rounds.

 

You're also welcome to use my Mossberg 835.

I appreciate it guys....

 

What kind of ammo should I bring for the shotguns?..... I insist

 

12ga #7 1/2 or #8 light target loads. You can usually get a box of 25 for 6-7 bucks. I buy the value 100 packs for $23.99 whenever I see them at the gun stores. I use Estate and Federal. Just buy the cheapest. Everyone has pumps so there's no issue on cycling.

 

I almost always go through at least 75 rounds.

 

You're also welcome to use my Mossberg 835.

WalMart Milford (PA) has 100 round boxes for something like $25 or less. Remington or Winchester, I don't remember which (or possibly both).

WalMart Milford (PA) has 100 round boxes for something like $25 or less. Remington or Winchester, I don't remember which (or possibly both).

 

They're Winchester at Walmart. Dicks has a special this week on Federal? with a rebate.

What to bring... what to bring.... I'll be bringing the HD shotguns like last time (18.5" 590a1 and 18.5" pardner).

I MIGHT bring out the AR and actually try to get the damned thing sighted in this time instead of just sending rounds downrange for sh*ts and giggles and basically just making noise. I'll probably bring the G19 and maybe the M&P if everyone is also gonna be doing some pistol shooting. And I might have picked up a Saiga 5.45 by then, in which case I'll probably bring that too... and I'm also on the lookout for a more "clay appropriate" shotgun.. and maybe a .22 rifle.. doubt I'll have either by then... but who knows what I'll run across (and can sneak passed the woman)

What to bring... what to bring.... I'll be bringing the HD shotguns like last time (18.5" 590a1 and 18.5" pardner).

I MIGHT bring out the AR and actually try to get the damned thing sighted in this time instead of just sending rounds downrange for sh*ts and giggles and basically just making noise. I'll probably bring the G19 and maybe the M&P if everyone is also gonna be doing some pistol shooting. And I might have picked up a Saiga 5.45 by then, in which case I'll probably bring that too... and I'm also on the lookout for a more "clay appropriate" shotgun.. and maybe a .22 rifle.. doubt I'll have either by then... but who knows what I'll run across (and can sneak passed the woman)

 

You might want to bring some of those 12 inch shoot-N-C targets for the AR.