<----- grabs a hot dog, pulls up a chair and cracks a beer!

 

This is gonna be G-O-O-D!

I was arrested for drugs. Which when pulled over the cop said he saw them when i got out of the car. When I was stupid enough to have drugs I was not stupid enough to leave them out in the open in my car. So the cop saw two kids in a trans am doing a burnout and said to themselves "were gonna hassel these kids". As I said they got lucky with me actually having stuff on me. So 2000 dollars for a lawyer to do nothing 1500 for the drug program to get rid of my record and a **** load of critism from my family all because this cop got lucky.

 

I was told by my lawyer it would be erased after the drug program but I had a detective that it seems was right out of training and searched my record to find that. Then accused me of lying on my report. I was never arrested but merely charged. Me and him went over it for a while and with him calling me a liar repeatedly I snapped and shouted. Hung up lol and knew I was not getting my permit haha.

 

Second time around had a great guy talking to me. I explained everything before I turned in my paperwork to him. He understood and even BS'ED with me the whole time while finger printing me. Well I am happy to say I finally got my permits and F.I.D card and now have several friends getting them to.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Where do I start?

 

Nevermind, not worth the effort.

 

 

ummmm yeah, I think it a lost cause paul. Just laugh...if you don't it will aggrivate the HELL out of you, thats what I did. Breathe, count slowly backwards from 10-9-8....., smile, repeat as needed. Hey, look at the bright side, at least he didn't sue the arresting PD like everyone else does.

I was arrested for drugs. Which when pulled over the cop said he saw them when i got out of the car. When I was stupid enough to have drugs I was not stupid enough to leave them out in the open in my car. So the cop saw two kids in a trans am doing a burnout and said to themselves "were gonna hassel these kids". As I said they got lucky with me actually having stuff on me. So 2000 dollars for a lawyer to do nothing 1500 for the drug program to get rid of my record and a **** load of critism from my family all because this cop got lucky.

 

I was told by my lawyer it would be erased after the drug program but I had a detective that it seems was right out of training and searched my record to find that. Then accused me of lying on my report. I was never arrested but merely charged. Me and him went over it for a while and with him calling me a liar repeatedly I snapped and shouted. Hung up lol and knew I was not getting my permit haha.

 

Second time around had a great guy talking to me. I explained everything before I turned in my paperwork to him. He understood and even BS'ED with me the whole time while finger printing me. Well I am happy to say I finally got my permits and F.I.D card and now have several friends getting them to.

It is what it is, guys. I've sure many of us dabbled in illegal substances and were fortunate enough not to get caught.

 

No reason to start a war over this.

I find it disturbing that he was in a Trans Am, personally :evil:

It is what it is, guys. I've sure many of us dabbled in illegal substances and were fortunate enough not to get caught.

 

 

Sure, I've been tripping balls and doing lines since 2am yesterday. The drugs ain't the issue. It's the childish arrogance of how dare that pig catch me while I have drugs on me nonsense.

Sure, I've been tripping balls and doing lines since 2am yesterday. The drugs ain't the issue. It's the childish arrogance of how dare that pig catch me while I have drugs on me nonsense.

Post of the month.

I just had to snag that picture........

Hey I know I was dumb enough to have it in the car. I actually was transporting it home for use lol. And whats wrong with a trans am lol. I loved and still miss that car. Love my truck more now though. Funny thing about the picture is when I was a boy my parents actually made me do my hair something like that lol.

My first car was a Mustang, so I instinctively bad mouth GM cars

Believe it or not....I've never tried any drugs, I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like. Never drank, never did drugs....shouldda been a mormon. :roll: Recently i've been considering crack tho. Doesn't seem all that bad I guess.

Believe it or not....I've never tried any drugs, I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like. Never drank, never did drugs....shouldda been a mormon. :roll: Recently i've been considering crack tho. Doesn't seem all that bad I guess.

 

Turn it up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD3NzqKzfK4

Believe it or not....I've never tried any drugs, I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like. Never drank, never did drugs....shouldda been a mormon. :roll: Recently i've been considering crack tho. Doesn't seem all that bad I guess.

 

See me being wise, I can read inbetween lines. He says he's never drank BEER. That doesn't exclude hard alcohol and or wine. We know Chad drinks in his closet

 

But anyway, yeah no drugs here, I do dabble with some alcohol from time to time but know my limit and never really approach it.

 

For the most part I've had only good experiences with cops. Only bad experience was with a NY state trooper who accused me of elluding him because I made a right turn before he was able to catch up to me tisk tisk

lol...matt matt matt, running from the pooooolice? Cmon now! lol thats funny.

 

I'll re-phrase my statement, I have never drinkded alcohol.

 

I could see matt getting pulled over for DWI....

"I swear to drunk, I'm not god"

"There is no blood in my alcohol"

Believe it or not....I've never tried any drugs, I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like. Never drank, never did drugs....shouldda been a mormon. :roll: Recently i've been considering crack tho. Doesn't seem all that bad I guess.

 

You too could be President

Believe it or not....I've never tried any drugs, I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like. Never drank, never did drugs....shouldda been a mormon. :roll: Recently i've been considering crack tho. Doesn't seem all that bad I guess.

Forget crack, it's overrated. Go straight to the hallucinogenics... mushrooms, peyote or some of the synthetics.

I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like

 

Maybe the President will invite you for a cold one in the Rose Garden. :ugeek:

I couldn't even tell you what beer tastes like

 

Maybe the President will invite you for a cold one in the Rose Garden. :ugeek:

 

Now see if he invited me I'd be torn whether to tell him to go shove it up his ass, or if I'd go and tell him off like its no bodies job. I'd be hard pressed to decide which one.

 

And me get a DWI not a chance. I won't even get behind the wheel if I have two are you kidding me.

yeah drinking and driving is bad, but using the point system if you happen to drink and drive is pretty fun. :twisted:

I was arrested for drugs. Which when pulled over the cop said he saw them when i got out of the car. When I was stupid enough to have drugs I was not stupid enough to leave them out in the open in my car. So the cop saw two kids in a trans am doing a burnout and said to themselves "were gonna hassel these kids". As I said they got lucky with me actually having stuff on me. So 2000 dollars for a lawyer to do nothing 1500 for the drug program to get rid of my record and a **** load of critism from my family all because this cop got lucky.

 

I was told by my lawyer it would be erased after the drug program but I had a detective that it seems was right out of training and searched my record to find that. Then accused me of lying on my report. I was never arrested but merely charged. Me and him went over it for a while and with him calling me a liar repeatedly I snapped and shouted. Hung up lol and knew I was not getting my permit haha.

 

Second time around had a great guy talking to me. I explained everything before I turned in my paperwork to him. He understood and even BS'ED with me the whole time while finger printing me. Well I am happy to say I finally got my permits and F.I.D card and now have several friends getting them to.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Where do I start?

 

Nevermind, not worth the effort.

 

 

ummmm yeah, I think it a lost cause paul. Just laugh...if you don't it will aggrivate the HELL out of you, thats what I did. Breathe, count slowly backwards from 10-9-8....., smile, repeat as needed. Hey, look at the bright side, at least he didn't sue the arresting PD like everyone else does.

had to do it in german AND russian...just to be sure.... Every once in a while the Arfcom GD rear's its head in here.

Hey I know I was dumb enough to have it in the car. I actually was transporting it home for use lol. And whats wrong with a trans am lol. I loved and still miss that car. Love my truck more now though. Funny thing about the picture is when I was a boy my parents actually made me do my hair something like that lol.

 

Yeah okay you were transporting them for home use, but the audacity of your doing a burnout in front of the cops WITH NARCOTICS IN THE VEHICLE is worthy of a Lifetime Achievement Darwin Award. I think my brain devolved a little bit just reading that. You might as well have been firing pistols into the air and lobbing firecrackers at old ladies.

Hey I know I was dumb enough to have it in the car. I actually was transporting it home for use lol. And whats wrong with a trans am lol. I loved and still miss that car. Love my truck more now though. Funny thing about the picture is when I was a boy my parents actually made me do my hair something like that lol.

 

Yeah okay you were transporting them for home use, but the audacity of your doing a burnout in front of the cops WITH NARCOTICS IN THE VEHICLE is worthy of a Lifetime Achievement Darwin Award. I think my brain devolved a little bit just reading that. You might as well have been firing pistols into the air and lobbing firecrackers at old ladies.

 

The only way he would have earned a Darwin Award for that is if the cops shot him dead or at least blew his balls off. One of the requirements of the Darwin Award is you have to remove yourself from the gene pool either by death or loosing the ability to reproduce. But otherwise its a prime candidate for the Dumb@$$ Award.

I can see this thread going down fast. I think we have pretty much beaten it to death.

The burnout was not in front of the cops. They were a level below me in a parking garage. As I came down the ramp I guess they heard it and saw the first sports car and got me.

The burnout was not in front of the cops. They were a level below me in a parking garage. As I came down the ramp I guess they heard it and saw the first sports car and got me.

 

Waitwaitwait........ You did a burnout INSIDE A PARKING STRUCTURE???

 

Skynet just went self-aware people, the bombs are going to start dropping any second.

I'd go and tell him off like its no bodies job

 

I've worked details and been at events where I was within a few feet of a President. By the time the third work got out you'd be dragged off by the SS. They don't have a sense of humor.