ohhhh man smacking your teeth on the floor, I bet you look even better than you did before.

 

I bet you wife was just standing there going, why did I marry this man!! Then she looked down at that bundle of joy I gave you guys and she goes oh right, so Matt and I can run off to a foreign island with all of his money

 

 

Glad to hear your doing better Chad!!! Don't go getting sick on me, I need to to show up to work so you can pad my trust fund!!

there it is.... only took 5 pages. =P

there it is.... only took 5 pages. =P

 

I had to make sure he was home safe before I threw him under the bus. You have no idea how hard it was for me to resist before!

ohhhh man smacking your teeth on the floor, I bet you look even better than you did before.

 

I bet you wife was just standing there going, why did I marry this man!! Then she looked down at that bundle of joy I gave you guys and she goes oh right, so Matt and I can run off to a foreign island with all of his money

 

 

Glad to hear your doing better Chad!!! Don't go getting sick on me, I need to to show up to work so you can pad my trust fund!!

 

Holy guacamole! I hope his wife doesn't read this. If you said this to me and my wife read it, RUN!!!!!

Glad you're home and doing okay Chad.

 

 

Nothing says love like a blumpkin.

 

Thanks Mark, I just spit coffee everywhere!