My seven year old is back on the "Can I see your guns Daddy?" kick which of course requires a whole ritual. So - he's holding a scoped rifle the other day, and while attempting to peer through the scope says "Say hello to my little friend."

To date the funniest thing to come out of my son's mouth was when he was around 6. It was during the "men have a penis, women have a vagina" talk. Vagina he says, VIGAINA he exclaims! WHY would they call it that he states. Vagina, vagina, sounds like one of my Pokemon. Beware the attack of the VAGINA! I still laugh every time I think of that story!!!!

Lol that's awesome.

Beware the attack of the VAGINA!

 

ME (to my 3 year old daughter): Um, honey, what are you doing?

DAUGHTER: Picking my nose.

ME: That's gross. Where are you wiping it?

DAUGHTER: On my tongue.

hahahahahahaha that's so common. mine does it too.

 

just last night, I was making mashed potatoes. didn't have enough potatoes for everyone, wife suggested I mix some avocado in there.

 

5 y.o. daughter: I don't want avocado in there!

 

me: but it's gonna be green, like boogers. EWWWWWW!!!! mashed boogers for dinner!!!

 

daughter: I WANT IT!!!

Working on my car with a friend. Checking manual for torque specs.

 

9 yr old daughter: "What book is that Daddy? Car repair for Dummies?"

 

hahahahahahaha that's so common. mine does it too.

 

Maybe booger eating is one of the few instincts we have left (no, I'm not joking).

 

An Austrailian scientist published a paper saying that eating boogers improves a child's immune system. The theory is they get exposed to pathogens and diseases through their digestive tract, which weakens the disease while giving their immune system a chance to identify it and develop an immunity (almost like what a vaccine does). I don't know if I believe it, but that's a theory.