So we can have a cool party mood while we're being raptured, they should play some music like this:

Crap, I just remembered I got an extension on my tax return. Guess I got a busy day tomorrow filling that all out since that will be my last chance to get it done. AND I have to mow my lawn, but it's going to rain tomorrow and the end of the world is Saturday. Saturday is supposed to be sunny, does anybody know what time the world is ending? I generally can't mow my lawn before 1100. Because of the morning dew and it's long. Plus I'll have to kick out all the hookers in the morning.

 

This is getting really complicated. Can we get an extension until Monday or something? Is that even possible?

Hey guys its cool. I just talked to Saint Peter the other night. Visited me in a dream. Said he'd put a word in to the big guy upstairs and we might get the extension. I'm hopeful of this because even though I have no proof to back it up, it'll happen because I said so. So its cool guys.

Well I think it is total BS, but I did stock up on milk, cookies and rugalas last night. Just in case Jesus has a sweet tooth and can be bribed. Who can refuse milk and cookies?

Who can refuse milk and cookies?

 

Lactose intolerant diabetics.

I thought Jesus was more about that bread and wine

(and before someone jumps down my throat, yes its a joke)

Is it legal to CCW in NJ during this rapture thing?

Is it legal to CCW in NJ during this rapture thing?

Only if you fill out Form: 666/7-77. In triplicate, after the date of the beginning of the end. Please note that if you file your form AFTER the deadline, you will be out of luck since essentially the world will be destroyed. You can file for an extension only if you have arrived, in person, at the pearly gates but you will have to be cleared to carry by a panel of Arch Angels who were former NJ judges.

 

Oh man, NJ laws make it so easy to make fun of them for ANY occasion.

Well how's everybody on this beautiful Saturday the may 21st mourning? Everybody still here? Can we have a head count pls.... I will be really pissed if any of u already got raptured into heaven. And you can imagine how pissed the Mayans will be.

PS I got myself couple of heavy-duty chains and locks guys. I see anybody getting raptured upwards ..... Ima gonna chain those birdies..... So if u see anybody in the mid air chained to the tree or a building ... That's my doing ...

Happy Raptor Day! I'm excited to get my pet raptor. I'm going to name him Sammy

Nice ...

Sos down here in Wash DC altho there does seem to be a lot of zombiesqe type people walking around with glassy-eyed stares

Sos down here in Wash DC altho there does seem to be a lot of zombiesqe type people walking around with glassy-eyed stares

 

Its ok, those are politicians. Sorry, they frown upon being shot, so don't do it.

Need propane for the grill, steaks to marinate and need to pull some Merlot from the basement and I am ready for the festivities. The best part of always being prepared, is not having to do much of anything for events like this. I should shave and change my underwear I guess.

Downrange, thanks for posting that list...awesome stuff.

 

I am so tempted to put on my zombie Halloween mask and wander around downtown tonight or maybe outside a movie theater. I just worry some idiot would cap me.

 

Come on, let's get a group of us and meet at some mega movie theater. We go in and during the movie put on our masks during it so when they turn on the lights people will zhit themselves.

 

SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK

 

(Space Balls )

I think for us rapture is at 6 pm.

Well I'm still here, what about you guys?

nope. the world ended, we are all dead. lol the believers must be so pissed right now

The world ended. Film at 11.

Hey...............HEY, You forgot ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Having beautiful sunny evening with the family in CT. just finished kebabs and sitting down to eat ... So yee we are still here

Dammit, I'm still here... guess I have to work all night afterall.

I have plenty of milk and cookies left to share.

Welp, time to add yet ANOTHER one to that giant list of failed apocalypse predictions up there lolololololol!

I don't know, guys. Don't claim victory, yet.

 

I mean, at first I was all

 

*believers*

 

Then I looked at the news and

 

 

Now I'm

 

 

 

*no, I'm not serious*

AWWW Crap.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/05/21/iceland.volcano/index.html?hpt=T1