September 23, 201610 yr THE GLOBAL RECESSION The recession has hit everybody really hard. My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico . A picture is now only worth 200 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
September 23, 201610 yr I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. LMAO!
September 28, 201610 yr ^^^LOL^^^ I somehow think the opposite may be true today.......but we will never hear about it!
September 29, 201610 yr When you leave your water bottle unintended around your minion obsessed coworker this signature exceeds the 15 character capacity count
September 30, 201610 yr A guy walked into a crowded bar, waving his unholstered pistol and yelled, "I have a 45 caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round mag plus one in the chamber and I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife". A voice from the back of the room called out, You need more ammo!
October 1, 201610 yr : My Dilemma ? I used to think I was just a regular guy, but… I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist. I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe. I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business. I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel. I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby. I am old and retired, which makes me a useless old man. I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary. I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe. I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist. I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist. I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it’s called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever. I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant. Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore! I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly! Funny…it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! As if all this stuff wasn’t enough to deal with…I’m now afraid to go into either restroom!
October 10, 201610 yr 14520611_929320780535293_7533178870054573270_n.jpg DC Politicians, their lobbyists and media commentators ?
October 14, 201610 yr https://www.facebook.com/8shit/videos/843777805761398/ Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
October 22, 201610 yr There's a guy on m4c selling these stickers this signature exceeds the 15 character capacity count
October 22, 201610 yr This poster has been showing up all over LA: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/anti-hillary-walking-dead-posters-940681 All you "Walking Dead" fans will get it
October 22, 201610 yr There's a guy on m4c selling these stickers this signature exceeds the 15 character capacity count AFF sells apparel with this graphic: https://www.aafnation.com/pages/search-results-page?q=no+step+on+snek
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