response to CNN reporter…

it’s the friends we meet along the way… https://twitter.com/donie/status/1409209535936466944

 

love handles.webp

Well, that didn't work. Anyway,,, shows Horizontal Harris saying that now that she's VP she needs to go to the gym to lose the love handles. Cat says she'll look funny without ears.

Shamelessly stolen from one of the pilot boards:

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government. 

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people. 

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us, “Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  

Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

This ends today's lesson in irony....

5 hours ago, 10X said:

Shamelessly stolen from one of the pilot boards:

Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of our government. 

The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever - to 46 million people. 

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Dept. of the Interior, asks us, “Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  

Their stated reason for the policy is because "the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.”

This ends today's lesson in irony....

Forgot to ad the new 2 million ILLEGALS that will be on snap!!!

'The View' Announces New Trans-Woman Cast Member Donella Trump

Hat tip: Babylon Bee

 

Texas Humor

TRUMP TAKES A CAR INSURANCE SCAM CALL!

https://twitter.com/Shawn_Farash/status/1415375796944920578

 

THIS IS MY KIND OF CUSTOMER SERVICE

 
 

GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian Nation, land of the free and       BECAUSE       of the brave.

 

How may I help you

 

Press '1' for English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak       English.

Bad day at work

 

7 hours ago, Displaced Texan said:

Bad day at work

 

No worries, the citizens will pay for it.

3 minutes ago, MB24 said:

No worries, the citizens will pay for it.

Yep, and LM will make a $20M profit on fixing their screw up. 

Where do you fit in?