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Daily humor thread

Maksim
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It's all gone. Nothing left to fill the space except stale Corn Pops and rusty razor blades.

Joe is about as sharp as a butter knife.

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    3 hours ago, njJoniGuy said:

    It's all gone. Nothing left to fill the space except stale Corn Pops and rusty razor blades.

    Joe is about as sharp as a butter knife.

    MALARKEY!

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    14 minutes ago, njJoniGuy said:

    Anyone up for a road trip to Tennessee????

    Hold up...I’m shopping for an up-armored HumVee.

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    1 minute ago, Displaced Texan said:

    Hold up...I’m shopping for an up-armored HumVee.

    I'm waxing my skid plate now....

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    1 hour ago, Displaced Texan said:

    Hold up...I’m shopping for an up-armored HumVee.

    You should ask if he's still has it.

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    58 minutes ago, Bklynracer said:

    You should ask if he's still has it.

    I worry that my wife would shoot me, or run me over with the damn thing.

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    On 8/20/2020 at 12:37 AM, Handyman said:

    I wonder if they left anything behind after the surgery, or if they just hollowed him out. 

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    4 minutes ago, Displaced Texan said:

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    Looks like Louisiana is double screwed.

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    4 minutes ago, GRIZ said:

    Looks like Louisiana is double screwed.

    Even worse than that chart, they will overlap:

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    If they're breaking down my door and the police can't come due to defunding....do I dial 811 before I dig the hole.

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    16 hours ago, xXxplosive said:

    If they're breaking down my door and the police can't come due to defunding....do I dial 811 before I dig the hole.

    It's the law to call before you dig, bro!

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    1 minute ago, CMJeepster said:

    It's the law to call before you dig, bro!

    That one won the interwebs today.

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    And those men with limited means.

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