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  • Greenday sat down at the bar and told the bartender, 'I'll have three shots of whiskey, please." The bartender replied, "Three shots? Are you celebrating something?" "As a matter of fact, I

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A quarter of me is highly outraged....... the balance is attempting to use #4 in a sentence.

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I have seen this zombie movie before, but I can't think of the name of it. It's where the Government goes underground with some scientists and some Army dudes. I believe they're in Florida. Anyone?

It's from "Day of the Dead", part of the Dawn of the Dead series....they were trying to "train" him.

Lmao that goes with the saying you don't always have to be the fastest person you just have to out run the slowest to live

It's from "Day of the Dead", part of the Dawn of the Dead series....they were trying to "train" him.

 

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You da man bradda

I MUST do that someday...

 

Vic, think something like this will go over well in BT??? LOL

Vic, think something like this will go over well in BT??? LOL

 

I thought the same thing, but my wife would crap herself.

I thought the same thing, but my wife would crap herself.

 

I meant Basic Training, but hey if you do it to your wife, do us all a favor.

 

Video it and I'd say the bathroom door would be your best bet.

 

Oh before you do that, set up the dog house all nice and comfy like..

I meant Basic Training, but hey if you do it to your wife, do us all a favor.

 

Video it and I'd say the bathroom door would be your best bet.

 

Oh before you do that, set up the dog house all nice and comfy like..

 

I'd need to figure out a way to sneak it in, or have someone ship it to me first! But no, I have no such plans of trying ANYTHING funny at boot camp :lol:

 

If you're going to pull this on your wife, I'd say make it a double prank. Put the air horn on the bedroom door, and then pull the old "flour in the hair dryer" trick. When she blows flour all over herself, and gets so mad she storms at you in the bedroom....BAM.

plastic rap the toilet seat, and the hose on the kitchen sink, u tape the lever down, and to top it off add baking soda to ketchup, when she shakes it to use it is a volcano lmao

For all the unmarried guys out there, these are meant as jokes, and while many of us will do certain things jokingly, these listed above would not be recommended,,, well not if you want to go to sleep anytime soon. :icon_mrgreen:

My wife is a good sport, I woke up with a reverse mohawk one morning. Lmao. Nair in my body wash, lmao man oh man I gotta love her

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