In honor of national mustang day

 

 

 

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Some do.  There's plenty of retirees in Vermont and NH

This deer has been outside my work for a week and needed cheering up

 

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LOL that reminds me of this:

 

Also found this via google image search lol.

That was my inspiration haha I saw it and had to do it

 

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LMFAO..  

 

If the hag has her way thats what it will look like

Great stuff!

 

 

Funniest thing I ever read

 

 

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Thanks for SHARING.

Crowder shreds a bunch of liberal social justice warriors

 

Almost gave this its own post it's so good

 

https://youtu.be/oss7KmiHLmA

 

 

 

 

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North Korean Humor.............

 

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made 

him a four-star general.This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished 

anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.

 He hadn't even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team,

or commanded a military platoon.So he is made the "Beloved Leader" Of 

North Korea.

 

Terrific!

 

Oh nutz,  I'm sorry...

 

 I just remembered that we did the same thing.

 

 

We took an arrogant phony community organizer, who had never worn a uniform, 

and made him Commander-in-Chief.A guy, who had never had a real job, worked 

on a budget, or led anything more than an ACORN demonstration, and we made 

him "Beloved Leader" of the United States - Twice!

 

So if you think North Koreans are stupid...

 

I'm sorry I brought this up...never mind, 

just go back to whatever you were doing and forget this.  It's too embarrassing

 

 

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    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven.

    When St. Peter arrived, they asked him. St. Peter said,I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out and he left.

    The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married what with the eternal aspect of it all? What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?

        Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. Yes, he informed the couple, You can get married in Heaven.

Great! said the couple. But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?

    St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

    What’s wrong? asked the frightened couple.

    OH COME ON! St. Peter shouted. it took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?

 

 

Democrat Convention Schedule

 

Monday,  July 25, 2016

11:15 AM

 

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention

Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM

 

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants (undocumented residents)

3:15 PM

 

Address on "Being the Real You"

Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and

Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM

 

"How to Bank $200 Million as a

Public Servant and claim to be

dead broke”

Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM

 

How to have a successful career

without ever having a job and

still avoid paying taxes!

A Seminar Moderated by

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM

 

Medals of Freedom presentation to

Army deserter Bo Bergdahl

for serving with Honor and Distinction

National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM

 

Invitation-only Autograph Session

Souvenir photographs of

Hillary and

 

Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM

 

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,

and on using the terminology

"Alternative Shoppers" instead of “Looters"

7:30 PM

 

Breakout session with Bill Clinton

for women...

on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM

 

The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting

General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as

"Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM

 

"Liberal Bias in Media“ How we can make it work for you!

Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,

the Washington Post and the New York Times

with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM

 

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters

still incarcerated at GITMO

Michael Moore

9:45 PM

 

Personal Finance Seminar -

"Businesses Don't Create Jobs"

Hillary Clinton

11:00 PM

 

Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal

Email Server While Serving in A

Cabinet Post and How to Pretend

It's No Big Deal"

Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM

 

Official Nomination of Hillary

Bill Maher, Chris Matthews and George Clooney

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Good one Andy. If only it was a real sign! Perhaps in a Trump administration.

 

 

 

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It's real, I just tried it

 

 

 

 

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